Myth #1
on December 22, 2008 at 5:00 pmThere are a number of common misconceptions around the internet universe. Here is one of them:
Typing a web address in all caps will *not* take you there faster.
100% False. Most web browsers hate to be yelled at, and will hasten their pace to not suffer your wrath.
I tried this but my firefox began to cry bitter tears. Am I yelling too hard?
THIS COMMENT WAS POSTED EXTRA-FAST.
Let me see if http://www.GETMETOAMZINGSUPERPOWERSRIGHTNOWOR
IWILLSMASHYOUINTOAF**KINGWINDOWANDURINATEONYOURBROKENHARDRIVE
UNTILLYOUDIE.com works.
i hAvE tHe SpEeD wObBlEs. I kNeW aLl ThAt SpEeD mIgHt HaVe A dOwNsIdE…
speed wobbles look an awful lot like the way sorority girls type.
perhaps this explains…!!
Actually, the most efficient way of getting the right link within the first search is screaming, followed by a prompt pistol whip to the temple.
It doesn’t have to be the browser’s temple either, it could be anyone’s!
Little jimmy, Homeless Bob, or even your dead grandmother.