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'Couldn't you have just taken it out of my paycheck, sir?'
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by Wes & Tony on December 29, 2008 at 12:00 am

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  1. Anton
    June 10, 2009 at 4:31 am | # | Reply

    HA! the ultimate “Touché”

    • EJ
      November 5, 2009 at 2:35 pm | # | Reply

      hahaha i like your comment.

      • Fishcakes
        November 14, 2010 at 6:03 pm | # | Reply

        Wait his date of birth is “11”…
        Im so very confused!

        • Starshine
          November 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm | # | Reply

          God I hope you’re kidding.. lol

          • POTATO
            December 1, 2010 at 2:27 pm | # | Reply

            He isn’t

            • Maxedout
              December 22, 2010 at 9:14 pm | # | Reply

              nope….. sad…..oh so very sad…..

        • Explanation
          December 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm | # | Reply

          In case you’re still confused, those are two slashes for him to fill in his DOB.
          Ex: 08/03/55

    • JuanSe
      December 31, 2009 at 6:26 pm | # | Reply

      i like it twice he likes it.

      • suckerfish
        January 24, 2010 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

        like it more.. i dare you. double dare….

        • Happy numbers day
          February 26, 2010 at 6:12 pm | # | Reply

          i like it times infinity ……………………I rule!

          • Anon
            March 6, 2010 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply

            Infinite times +1 touche ><

            • BOBO
              March 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply

              infinity x infinity!!! C-c-c-combo breaker

              • Osama
                April 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm | # | Reply

                infinity X Chuck Norris!
                IN YOU FACE!

                • Jay
                  February 6, 2011 at 10:11 pm | #

                  Bruce Campbell. Your argument is void.

              • Ian
                April 3, 2010 at 6:56 pm | # | Reply

                Infinity to the infinity power

                • DaveToonz
                  April 6, 2010 at 12:34 am | #

                  Chuck Norris to the Chuck Norris power – I win.

                • Hmmm
                  October 27, 2010 at 10:23 am | #

                  Isn’t that how much the US debt is right now?

                • Fuipui
                  February 5, 2011 at 4:41 pm | #

                  Chuck norrise plus chuck norris to the chuck norris power times chuck norris – (-chuck norris). I win.

                • Ms201
                  August 13, 2011 at 8:18 am | #

                  Infinity x NYAN x CHUCK NORRIS x (1 divided by 0) x googleplex.
                  Every argument is invalid.

              • Anonymous
                April 9, 2010 at 2:22 pm | # | Reply

                bobo wins

                • Chuck Norris
                  April 13, 2010 at 11:14 am | #

                  Chuck Norris wins over all of you!!!

                • HAHA
                  April 13, 2010 at 11:32 am | #

                  Yes the C-c-c-combo breaker won

                • Anonymous
                  April 13, 2010 at 12:34 pm | #

                  I agree. “C-C-C-Combo Breaker!” gave me a lol.

                • El Vergas
                  April 13, 2010 at 5:45 pm | #

                  I dismiss BOBO for that comment based on Killer Instinct he violate at least 45 laws in Wisconsin.
                  I win……. Awesome victory

              • Svenier
                April 25, 2010 at 9:24 pm | # | Reply

                I hope you die BOBO dont be a douch with a wannabe C breaker

              • Anonymous
                June 21, 2010 at 8:52 pm | # | Reply

                Since infinity is infinite, infinity+1=infinity+infinity=infinity. It’s all the same, and equally impossible to reach.

                • guy from cround
                  June 25, 2010 at 6:28 pm | #

                  however…..infinity ^(chuck norris) is even more impossible to reach

    • Guy
      July 14, 2010 at 5:22 pm | # | Reply

      Chuck Norris is overrated and overplayed. :O

      • Sam
        August 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm | # | Reply

        agreed -.-

      • assviolater
        September 24, 2010 at 3:49 am | # | Reply

        no he’s not…

      • Muhammad
        October 6, 2010 at 2:49 pm | # | Reply

        you better pray chuck norris didnt hear that…pray real hard.

        • Penis Patrol
          December 23, 2010 at 6:05 am | # | Reply

          Damn right.

    • darkcrusader
      March 15, 2011 at 11:53 am | # | Reply

      Also, he’s working at the place he bought sandwiches at when he begged for beer money.

  2. Jimmy
    June 11, 2009 at 8:11 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know what a Bacon Log is, but I bet it is delicious.

  3. JJoker
    June 12, 2009 at 9:45 am | # | Reply

    The ultimate Bacon Log:

    http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

    • ShainaTraina
      July 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

      Wooooooooowwww

    • Eoin
      July 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      I am extremely glad that link did not show me a penis. My mother was in the room as I clicked it.

      • Volker
        August 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm | # | Reply

        I’m pretty sure your mother has seen a penis before.

        • Dr.MuterFufa
          August 31, 2009 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

          Ya mine

          • Garis
            October 8, 2009 at 11:15 am | # | Reply

            noup!, mine….. whait! you too?

            • Parallel Rhymes
              November 24, 2009 at 12:36 pm | # | Reply

              Eoin is actually a female and her mother is lesbian so there is a chance she has never seen a penis…I’m not sayin I stalk but I don’t not follow people closely…

              • Counsellor RIchmond Blenkinsop III
                December 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm | # | Reply

                Erm, point of order, your honour.

              • brahms
                April 22, 2010 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

                I think you’ll find that you misunderstand the word mother, she would have had to have sex to conceive “eoin”, excluding possibly artificial insemination or her being blind which both would have been far better reasons…

    • Derek
      October 21, 2009 at 4:30 am | # | Reply

      My God, that’s magnificent

    • Penis Patrol
      December 23, 2010 at 6:07 am | # | Reply

      Artery Clogging!

  4. Jay man
    June 26, 2009 at 11:03 am | # | Reply

    This is my favorite i think. So witty!

  5. Mordoz the Lucky
    July 5, 2009 at 5:07 pm | # | Reply

    Now that is hte ultimate revenge. Live btter than your enemy, then flaunt it in his face lmao

  6. Dude
    July 16, 2009 at 8:48 am | # | Reply

    I like how you incorporated a damning statement on the quality of staff and management of fast food companies.

  7. Peanut
    July 18, 2009 at 7:46 pm | # | Reply

    YES

  8. vietvet52
    July 23, 2009 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

    HA HA HA lol

  9. =O
    September 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm | # | Reply

    What the hell is with that guys hand when they’re shaking?! It’s like a claw. On second thoughts, all the hands in this comic are seriously disturbing.

  10. Ji
    October 25, 2009 at 7:34 pm | # | Reply

    is he dotting his O’s on his application?
    lol

  11. comment
    October 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply

    Scooter has a suit with 4 buttons whereas the other man has but one at most two.
    Stupid one button peon.

  12. A2
    November 2, 2009 at 11:42 am | # | Reply

    Image is everything in advertising.

  13. Anonymous314
    December 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    This might be my favourite comic on the site

  14. danineteen
    January 7, 2010 at 8:13 pm | # | Reply

    LOVE the alt text! 😀

  15. Stormi
    February 2, 2010 at 9:15 pm | # | Reply

    know what i like? those little slugs at the top:)
    or worms?

    • Guy
      March 21, 2011 at 7:18 am | # | Reply

      Read the FAQ. It’s Godslug. Duh.

  16. Nicki
    April 26, 2010 at 11:02 am | # | Reply

    dont forget tax…

  17. Pato
    April 27, 2010 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

    bobo wins all the way

  18. Brilliant
    May 13, 2010 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

    I like the mermaid reference to an earlier comic.

  19. bob
    June 18, 2010 at 7:07 pm | # | Reply

    back wards its different

  20. Kurt
    July 17, 2010 at 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    I really really like this comic. Some comics of yours make me laugh and feel really bad at the same time, like the genie comic. This one however, I like a lot. Bums I always ignore (never treat badly or give them money) and I see way to many people treat them horribly, so this makes me laugh.

  21. lol at him
    September 27, 2010 at 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    my favorite ever i loved this so much and hidden comic made me laugh my pants off

  22. rowena
    October 13, 2010 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

    i lurv this site- but wtf is this secret comic you are talking about? let me in the joke pliz?

  23. The Clandestine Samurai
    December 14, 2010 at 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    That is awesome. The picture of the guy catching the mermaid is in a bunch of the strip. These guys have a particular eye for continuity.

  24. Testicular bootcamp
    January 30, 2011 at 12:34 pm | # | Reply

    lol, he goes back to the fast joint and says “whats on the dollar menu?”

  25. Soria
    February 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm | # | Reply

    I WANT A BACON LOG!

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