Today’s comic makes me smile. After all, isn’t that what amusement parks are supposed to do? I wouldn’t be suprised if RazzleWorld or whatever the Hell we decide to call the park shows up again, considering the seemingly endless supply of people, robots, and blatant commercialism that loves to lurk around theme parks. Because of all the fun to be had, we had a few extra alt-texts lying around:

“ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE MAKE BELIEVE”

Sad employees grow on trees.

Good thing that she got the head back on before her son realized A) that Razzlebear isn’t real, and B) that his father was a theme park employee.

There is still a skeleton with a red hat and a fake white beard in their chimney.

“Razzlebear can fly just like daddy!”

“MY MAGIC KINGDOM AWAITS ME IN THE AFTERLIFE”

The boy finds this strangely reminiscent of that “Daddy-Pinata” mom gave him on his birthday.

Two Weeks Later: “Wow! Razzlebear and those birds are best friends!”

The third life claimed by the controversial Noose-Ride at Razzleworld

“Onward to the next adventure!”