Just remember that any villain who has ever lived hides some great embarrassing shame. The way I like to remember this?

“Even Hitler shit his pants as a baby.”

Of course he did! So did Stalin! So did Jeffrey Dahmer! So did your neighbor! Just like everyone has parents, everyone shat their pants as a baby. How can anyone be intimidated by anyone while we’re living in a world of people who shat their pants as babies?

Next time your boss demeans you, imagine them shitting their pants as a baby and tell them what’s what. Some big tough guy cut in front of you in line at the Starbucks? Imagine him taking a big tough shit in his pants as a baby. Everybody did it. The villains of tomorrow are shitting their baby pants today.

It’s the great equalizer. The stinky load in a diaper that we all share.

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