Ahabon October 16, 2014 at 12:00 am
Just remember that any villain who has ever lived hides some great embarrassing shame. The way I like to remember this?
“Even Hitler shit his pants as a baby.”
Of course he did! So did Stalin! So did Jeffrey Dahmer! So did your neighbor! Just like everyone has parents, everyone shat their pants as a baby. How can anyone be intimidated by anyone while we’re living in a world of people who shat their pants as babies?
Next time your boss demeans you, imagine them shitting their pants as a baby and tell them what’s what. Some big tough guy cut in front of you in line at the Starbucks? Imagine him taking a big tough shit in his pants as a baby. Everybody did it. The villains of tomorrow are shitting their baby pants today.
It’s the great equalizer. The stinky load in a diaper that we all share.
Lol, Oglaf did a similar thing a while ago
wonk wonk :-/
HA, you FOOLS, shows what you know! I never shat my pants as a baby, I was raised by wolves.
That text after the comic… That was probably the best advice I got this year.
i now want to see a horror version of little mermaid in which she dispatches humans for pretty body parts
What I’m wondering is whose ship Moby had to attack to get those curly blonde locks
For some reason, I find little comfort knowing that “the villains of tomorrow are shitting their baby pants today.”
As a baby, I never shat my pants. I shat other people’s pants.
Why does the whale remind me of pearl from Spongebob
My 1yo daughter shit her pants yesterday. Is she destined to be an evil villain?