''I think washing myself every day in their bathroom sink shows ingenuity.''
What I love about all-you-can-eat restaurants is that the name of the place is fundamentally a DARE. A business is opening its doors and saying, “Hey everybody, we bet you this much money that you can’t run us out of business.”
And the best part is that people TRY. Everyone has stories about someone going to an all-you-can-eat place and either being asked to leave or simply packing away so much so much food that it was worth going around and telling people about it. “This guy ate A LOT of food! …okay that’s the whole story.”
These hungry warriors are the King Arthurs of our time, heroes rising to a challenge set forth to the public, destined to become champions of humanity by eating three whole pizzas.
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