Did you know that you can go to jail for having a butt? Okay, nudity laws are a little more specific than that but that’s the general idea. It makes sense; we all want to be able to go outside knowing that we’ve agreed to not show each other our various below-the-belt output parts.
But does that mean there’s an indecent exposure version of manslaughter? You didn’t MEAN to reveal yourself to some other folks and you aren’t getting your jollies out of it, but let’s say you put too many heavy rocks in your pockets on a day you aren’t wearing a belt. Or your dress gets caught in the subway door as it’s pulling way. All I’m saying is that both those things could happen to anyone and I shouldn’t be in this jail cell, officer.