Accidenton June 16, 2014 at 12:00 am
Did you know that you can go to jail for having a butt? Okay, nudity laws are a little more specific than that but that’s the general idea. It makes sense; we all want to be able to go outside knowing that we’ve agreed to not show each other our various below-the-belt output parts.
But does that mean there’s an indecent exposure version of manslaughter? You didn’t MEAN to reveal yourself to some other folks and you aren’t getting your jollies out of it, but let’s say you put too many heavy rocks in your pockets on a day you aren’t wearing a belt. Or your dress gets caught in the subway door as it’s pulling way. All I’m saying is that both those things could happen to anyone and I shouldn’t be in this jail cell, officer.
Now I really want to visit that beach someday.
The adventures of Super-Sperm!
“… and nine months later that entire yoga class gave birth to my children. Oh, ya. I probably should have opened with that.”
It’s truly bizarre now how you’re allowed to show everything about sex now EXCEPT a few particular body parts. Like those are the only negative aspects of sex whatsoever. Not all the wrong ways people prefer to do it..
5-mile club, high-five bro!
Just think of the hundreds of therapy hours that poor Skip is going to need now.
I hear yoga is good for stress relief.
But then how did he find his son?
Perhaps the nude yogist tracked down the airplane that had been sperm-littering at the beach. The call sign for those things is conveniently painted on the side in large letters and numbers.
Skip’s mom probably tracked down Ken using the fingerprints on the sperm jar! “Here! I believe this is yours!”
Hint: Kid’s blonde and he isn’t.
Aw yeah, more recurring characters!
I always fly with my arm out the window.
Always keep your sperm sample in your drink cup holder (just make sure you don’t subliminally mistake it for coffee…).
“But, Dad, I’m only 10 years old…”