Baby Pictureson April 14, 2014 at 6:00 am
Are babies cute? No one knows for sure! It seems a little odd that all other mammal babies are objectively cuter than human babies, which means that if anyone isn’t cute, it’s us.
It doesn’t help that human babies stay that way for such a long time. I’m pretty sure I would get sick of a puppy if it wasn’t fully grown until 16-20 years later. It probably wouldn’t improve matters if the puppy couldn’t move on its own for a year, required constant attention, and might grow up to hate you.
Basically what I’m saying is that when someone says “That human baby is so cute!” they very likely mean that it’s cuter than an adult. Also they might be an alien reptile for going out of their way to specify “human.”
If babies weren’t so cute you would drown them at birth… crying, pooping, needy, hungry, sleep depriving, and so on
Wait ’till she sees the pics of him dressed up in his cute little “hello kitty” costume!
I’ve always thought the same about babies: how come every other baby animal can bloody walk/fly/swim within weeks/days yet it takes humans around a year… I thought we were supposed to be superior? xD
Yeah and look at the life expectancy of those animals compared to human life expectancy. in most cases, other species LE is far shorter than that of humans
*just sits and wonders exactly which one did said feeding*
Oh lord, I hadn’t considered that; excuse me while I throw up in my mouth…