There are too many rules to laundry! Some garments require dry cleaning, some are hand-wash-only, some clothes you have to clean by gently massaging them with sacred oils harvested from endangered butterflies. And then there’s ties… I don’t know what you are supposed to do with ties. I confess to never washing a tie. Is that gross??

So here’s my proposal: All-purpose garments for everyone. Just big futuristic jumpsuits that are spill-resistant and flame-retardant. I know I’m not the first one to have this idea, but this is the breakthrough: CAPES. If we want the all-purpose jumpsuits to be a huge success, put capes on them. No one can turn down the opportunity to be part of the brave new future of indestructible fashion, blowing majestically in the breeze.

Also you can pee in the suits.