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One of my favorite myths is the one that we only use 10% of our brains. That’s hilarious! Why would we even have so much brain; why would evolution work so hard to make gray matter then suddenly go, “Nah, don’t worry about it.” It’s like saying, “Did you know we only use 10% of our bones??”

Another great brain myth is that some dinosaurs like the stegosaurus had two brains. I think the jury might still be out on the validity that one, but how great is that? A second brain in your butt! You’d always be arguing with what YOU want to do versus what your TAIL wants to do. “We should go see a movie!” you’d think, then your tail would be all, “No way man, I hate movies.”

Not only that, but what if the personality in your tail-brain was cooler than you? Your friends would come over and then say, “Uh, yeah, I’m actually here to hang out with your tail…?” Then you’d have to bury your face in the couch while your butt plays Mario Kart with your friends.

Man, dinosaurs had it tough. No wonder they’re all dead!

-Wes