Mistakeon July 31, 2013 at 6:00 am
Mistakes! We’ve all made them. Once when I was a kid I shaved off part of my eyebrows just because I was bored! Check my middle-school yearbook if you don’t believe me. Just look for the Coolest Dude in Class! My mother still doesn’t let me live that one down. I’M SORRY, MOM.
Luckily, I learned my lesson and never made a mistake again. Everything’s pretty great these days. I’ve got nice, full eyebrows. Extra eyebrows, even! As a matter of fact, I have too many eyebrows. If anyone is looking for some extra eyebrows, I have a whole warehouse full of ‘em. Cardboard box upon cardboard box, filled with bushy eyebrows, sitting in the damp darkness, sucking up mildew like big, hairy mildew magnets. Rotting away along with my life savings. Why did I buy all these eyebrows. This was a terrible mistake.
someday i want to be the dad who sits in a yard with a beer and looks at nothing
Im sure an entrepreneurial man like yourself could find a way to move them better than that.. perhaps sew some together and sell them as bald-spot camouflage. glue them onto your friends’ computer mouses. sell them to miscreants with glue and a razor, so they give their unconscious friends a permanently surprised look.
What the hell?!!! That isn’t Ken god damn it!
You’re looking at the wrong character.
IT’S A YOUNG KEN. MIND BLOWN.
Being a mistake is better than being an accident.
Kids are only good for messing with.
Skip the dad part. If you don’t have kids, you will be better able to afford sitting in a yard with a beer and looking at nothing. You can buy better beer, too!
wow, the Pringle’s man has children
Nah, it’s just some kid claiming to be his son.
It’s a true eyebrow story. I still have nightmares about the missing halves of Tony’s eyebrows!
I remember when my Dad pulled me aside and gave me “the talk.” It was almost as scarring as when we talked about sex.
…happy birthday to me 🙁
so… i think i finally understand the deep-seated angst and psychoses that make up the entire body of ken’s being…
taking this into consideration, skip and andy have been relatively lucky over the years…