Hello! Welcome to another day at ASP. Put up your feet, stay awhile. Would you like something to drink? We have water, and some old orange juice but I’d stay away from that.
also in the present.
[email protected] comic. That’s better realism than any current console has. Who needs Kinect when you have the plunger peripheral device.
Hover text located *under* the comic? The hidden comic link nowhere to be found? Have I stumbled into some sort of parallel universe? 🙁
Geez – Kids in 3rd world countries still don’t have a toolbox 360. They can’t even work in 3D yet!
Who are they talking to? I can’t see him. It’s like there is a wall keeping me from seeing this person. A wall that I didn’t notice before. A hidden “fourth” wall if you will.
Ooh…Breaking the fourth wall. Fancy.
Love the Mario Reference in the hidden comic xD
So um…how old is that orange juice? I’m kind of thirsty
I really don’t think you want it. It says “No Pulp” but it looks like there is pulp in there.
In the past, you also died IF you worked.
Cue hilarious reel of little girl being sucked into heavy machinery by her pigtails.
Hahahhahaahahahaha, holy crap you did again, this is now one of my favourites.
But what about the girlies, they work too ??
Unless you were rich, of course – but then you had to suffer from the ingratitude of the working classes, complaining about “working conditions” after you saved their miserable lives in exchange for a mere 85 hours of their time per week.
The graphics are amazing!
Oh no FarmVille!
Well… I discovered ASP this morning and now am at the very end… 🙁
If you die in this game, you die in real life!
Oregon Trail should have been named Oregon Trail 2. The original game was in REAL TIME.
Surprisingly dark one. True, yet funny.
The difficulty is set pretty hard too.
Almost no replay-ability.
There’s always hacks.
“Please Sir, can I have just a bit more coal to run me Firewall and stay safe and warm?”
true regardless of the era
NAME — Get a Gravatar