''Now to divide up the assets; does anyone have a coin?''
A comic appears even though Wes was crushed by an anvil while Tony was being foiled by moose and squirrel.
Oh my gosh!
Did you just write a quadruple scoop ice cream cone?
Ok, now because of you two, I want ice cream, hope you are happy…
This is actually the storyboard for a “Snax Max” commercial…
Snax to the Max chips are a favourite of mine too.
aw, the mother looks so very sad in the background D:
haha divide up the assets X)
I’m surprised the dad wasn’t holding a squeaky toy…
Hidden comic OMG!!
Nah, I’m a more ribs and hanging tenders kind of a guy.
LOL if only it were that easy… :D and the hidden comic is funny as hell!
Of course he went to the Dad… SNAX!!!
lol – genius
It IS genius. But shouldn’t it be a ”Not-it” competition to find out who HAS to be the parent?
This is how most things should be resolved.
haha stupid woman, with her feeble inferior emotionally driven brain. this is a classic example of why men are smarter, he employed logic and tailored to the boys desires, while the dumb female expected him to come due to some maternal relationship and ‘love.’ haha this makes me laugh.
^^^^definition of a sexist…
I’m a guy, but I know for a fact that women’s and men’s brains are made exactly the same, except they’re affected differently by the chemicals inside the body….Wonder who brainwashed you to believe these things? Your parents?
Sir, you are far too serious for this comic. Please return to reading Garfield.
hahahhahahaha yep waaay to serious
Why so serious?
successful troll is successful
“chemical differences” = real differences
Not sure what that hidden comic is implying…
He’s implying that he doesn’t like the back seat.
the judge was no Solomon! Saruman, maybe, but no Solomon.
“I call fronsties” lmao..
Wow If only…
How do they decide who gets the car?
The judge throw the car keys and say “fetch!”. Wins the parent who reaches it first.
Coulda sworn it was a scavenger hunt for the keys for the house, car, and other misc. items.
Exacly! That’s how I got to live with my father. Mmm…donuts!
If she had a better divorce attorney, she would have known to use Snax Max, too. Guess she doesn’t love her kid enough.
father cheated….he used snax max!!
btw, what are frontsies?
it’s a way of saying the front part..or in this case the “top half”
like “calling frontsies” before a car ride(a kid version of “Shotgun”)
Reminds me of when I was 12.
I lol’d hard for this one!
replace lol’d with got… thats what happened
That kid was lucky.
When they tried that with me, I made the mistake of being distracted by some shiny cans, so they left me
Sadly…this can be based on a true story. <3 ASP!
ROFL, definitely in my top …10 or 15 comics.
Aww D: I wanted frontsies.
There is a play called ‘Caucasian Chalk Circle’ by Brecht that is the same premise as this comic. Yours is funnier.
Story of my life
Did they name the kid Ribsey?
i wish my parents had done that, i only see my backsies once a month.
oooooo i want see the little boy part apart
You, my friend, are sick. ^^
This is my new favorite. ITS FRIKKIN AWESOME!
Yeah, the mother didn’t deserve him anyway. I mean, if she didn’t have the common-sense to carry a bribe… pfft.
Tony, Have you been spending some quality time with Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Clearly the father is rightful owner. At least he knows the child’s favourite snack.
lol, oh geez XD
ASP is the only webcomic that gives me this feeling: sometimes when I think of a certain joke, and then try to remember where it came from, I think it came from a movie or a TV series, and then I remind myself it was from ASP.
It is also the only webcomic that I simply cannot miss a single strip!
Congratulations on making such a consistent and classy comic strip, in which each joke is so remarkable as to have cinematographic qualities and imprint.
Also, maybe it’s just me, but I feel aroused with ASP’s females.
Should that be odd, considering they have 3 fingers and no iris ? =P
this I like
I LOVE ROCKY AND BULWINKLE!!!!
I want those chips!!
By Rasputin, not moose and squvirrel!
Snax to the Max! The kid treat that will win their heart, and any custody trials you may need them for.
Hilarity. Copious amounts of such.
Crushed by an anvil ? Damn, i guess the moral is “Don’t fu¢k with Wile E. Coyote unless you can run like a coked out road runner” …
I’m rather disappointed in you Tony. It would have been acceptable to be stopped by a group of nosy ganja-smoking teenagers but moose and squirrel? For shame…
The dad has a total “DAT ASSET!” look on his face in the last panel.
needs more cowbell
wow, i wish that was really how it worked
the bailiff is in the trees with a gun waiting to pop the first person who steps out of line….I wanna hear HIS story!
My dad had to temp me with Scooby Snax when this happened to me…
Hahaha, I know people who would do that.
LOL —->(a coin)
You laugh but in my family thats exactly how it went.
Hehehehe. Really funny.
The secret comic is totally something I would do.
I’m not sure what that says about me.
How do I find the hidden comic?
This puts an entirely new spin on things.
saves so much time.. and money for divorce lawyers and all…
Oh man, i just love Snax max.
Snax Max – Taste the difference
I think the snacks did the trick =))
Two words. Ep. Ic.
always go with snax max
That’s how I won custody of my son.
this reminds me more so of Air Bud (just without the clown).
hmmm…. is that sheep meadow central park?
How do u find hidden comics? I feel like im missin out
Paul McCartney’s first divorce?
isn’t that the the same dad who missed the birth of his child because he was bowling with police?
Father’s face in the last panel is so success
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