Life Lesson




Life Lesson

October 12th, 2009

Be glad there is a comic here because Tony was off enjoying freedom from his fallout shelter while Wes was trippin’ balls.

We’re still deliberating on the winners of the ASP Anniversary Contest and will announce them by this Thursday!


Discussion (61)¬

  1. zoah says:

    hehe, good stuff as usual

  2. Sabrina says:

    The crocs are a nice touch

  3. Davo says:

    what a cruel hidden comic xD

  4. Rellik says:

    This comic is awesome in every possible way.

    The main comic + Alt text + Hidden comic = ROLF

  5. Ben says:

    excellent comic today. Especially love the added touch of the crocs in the last frame.

  6. Sagax says:

    hidden comic

  7. Vex says:

    what the heck is that on his arm in the second frame?

    • gibsonrokker says:

      the kid’s holding the hamster.

    • Key says:

      his hamster. on the other hand, all of his fingers are showing, so he can’t be holding him – Either he is holding him against the wall with the back of his hand, or in the better case he threw it on the wall and it stuck.
      Better, obviously, because it means it’s done.

      • Chuck Farley says:

        His fingers are wrapped around the hamster. One final loving embrace. Touching in a way, if you ignore how squished it looks.

    • Assola says:

      thats his dead hamster
      why its on his hand rather than IN it is the mystery

  8. yay says:

    the crocs are a nice touch…

  9. TMAC says:

    Love the Crocs

  10. undiesclawfoot says:

    my hell-hamster died. he got caught in his exorcise wheel.

  11. Mouserz says:

    I injected my son’s gerbil with diabetes after seeing this… him too.

  12. smoothyx says:

    Awesome. Simply awesome. :D
    Hidden Comic rocks, too :D

    • gordon says:

      how the hell do you get to the hidden comic?

      • Jack says:

        Mouseover the comic until the Alt-Text appears.
        Then quit your browser, and reopen it.
        Hit the big timer button with the blue sword you’ve got from the old man in the previous town with the big windmill.
        Now run fast to the altair and jump on the displaced big brick twice just in time.
        Next to the entrance to the garden, a small passage will open.
        Speak to the gnome and tell him you had lice last year.
        He will give you the hidden comic.

  13. Quint says:

    Lesson Learned:
    Eat crap food from ‘the man’ and die alone.
    Watch out! That treadmill is sneaking up behind you! And you haz no cheeseburger!

  14. Chin says:

    My fish drowned…

    And it looks like the death of his hamster taught him how to look stupid (ugly crocs)…

  15. Frenik42 says:

    The life lesson my hamster taught me is that you dont need abortions, just eat the babies!

  16. Drew Sorensen says:

    LOLZ at the crocs

  17. Anonymous says:

    rofl the webbed treadmill

  18. detrimidexta says:

    Well, good suggestion on the alt-text

  19. Andy says:

    My cat just died from feline diabetes..

    Woohoo! Here comes a healthy rest of my life! Life lessons are fantastic.

    • Andrew says:

      life lessons learned from pets are always the most impactful.

    • Much Better Than You says:

      Yeah, my mum once stepped on my gerbil when I was, like, 8. By accident, she said. It didn’t actually die right away, but it got its back broken, so my father had to put it down. By stepping on it again, of course.

      Lesson learned: my parents are crazy people.

  20. DiuDiu says:

    Did that life lesson include something about always wearing the same clothes and hair style?

  21. RottenAngel says:

    Now we know, why people in USA are so fat… Too many traums from childhood :) Great comic.

  22. Jack says:

    why does the kid look like the fallout 3 guy?

  23. Trilliongrams says:

    I’m guessing that if we haven’t been contacted by now, we’re losers. :) Can I get a whatwhat from the losers?

  24. Davejavu says:

    Heh heh! Crocs!

  25. shane says:

    wtf idk how ur seeing crocs i only saw the hidden comic where he talks about parrot (click question mark to the top right of the comic, on the sites background or just go view, page style, and click no style )

  26. Haken says:

    “1 Week later”

  27. Corn says:

    i love how he is wearing the exact same clothes he did in his childhood… minus the crocs

  28. Keynon says:

    I had guessed on what the hidden comic was going to be. I was wrong. I pictured the guy realizing he needs to get in shape then dying in a tragic treadmill accident. There are about 17 million treadmill fatalities a week, I don’t know if you guys knew this. Remember the stairmaster is much safer.

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    a subsuduary of Taiwan international

  29. Matt says:

    he looks like a blockbuster employee

  30. danineteen says:

    I love that in the 3rd panel he is wearing crocs.

  31. JeiC says:

    maybe he wouldn’t seem as fat if he bought new clothes instead of junk. and he’s totally copping a feel on his mom in the second panel.

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