Fortune Cookies




Fortune Cookies

July 9th, 2009

We whipped up this comic after Wes was done battling 8-legged home invaders and Tony cleaned up all of the ranch dressing that he spilled on himself … in bed.


Discussion (45)¬

  1. bman says:

    Oh dang… those are some CRAZY cookies… probably made in GA.

  2. Me and my wife play this game. I have had a few that made me sad like ” you will have a successful business” ..in bed.

  3. minishaw says:

    hahaha awsome

  4. Oscar says:

    I read these comics…

    in bed

  5. ruffyen says:

    yeah ranch dressing…is that what you kids are calling it these days…tony you’re sick and need tube socks.

  6. Batow says:

    A most unusual signboard at the back.

  7. nikia jonez says:

    how do i get to see the hidden frame?

  8. Whatsittoya says:

    In the firsts panel the blonds hair looks like some sort of a bird.

  9. Vee says:

    This fortune taped to my compy @ work:

    Keep your expectations reasonable

    …in bed.

    sigh…

  10. Matt says:

    Oh god I just discovered the hidden comics and went through all of them over again. For those that don’t know just mouse over around the top right corner of the comic and a question should appear.

    And I thought everything was automatically funny with in bed added to it. Figures.

  11. Vitamin D says:

    One time I got one that said “you will sleep well at night.”

  12. sublimesruca says:

    the ugly chick always gets it the worst

    … in bed… ;)

  13. DiuDiu says:

    You will find new pleasures… in bed (actually happened)

  14. Trevory says:

    love the alt-text as well :)

    keep it up!

  15. iamnotafanofgravel says:

    I have this one tacked up on my board

    Come back later
    I am sleeping (yes cookies
    need their sleep too)

    and this one
    you will get a great deal on a
    major purchase

    and this one

    Now is the time to try
    something new

    IN BED!

  16. Don says:

    “tighten the reins in your life for a secure ride”

    …in bed

    I didn’t know the chinese proverbs used cowboy references…

  17. Trilliongrams says:

    Ok. I’m freaked out.

    This group of three females looks remarkably like my two roommates and I at Pei Wei’s in Denton, TX.

    Tony, Wes, if you guys live near Denton… quit watching us eat Asian food.

  18. Sandy says:

    Worst fortune I ever had for this game (true story):

    “Men who love you will stand behind you… (in bed)”

    I’m a dude.

  19. Cassiecoon says:

    I once got a fortune that said “ask your mom”

    what does it mean when a cookie is telling you off…?

  20. Icelander says:

    I got this one not to long ago
    “You Will be Suprised”
    -in bed

  21. Tyler says:

    kudos on the “marijuana” sign in the background

  22. Nick says:

    I can’t get the secret comics anymore…do they no longer exist?

  23. Exjordanary says:

    everything is going according to plan

  24. Melly says:

    Once I got two papers inside my cookie, and both were blank. D:

  25. Bubba says:

    Fortune cookies were invented in America.

  26. Amanda says:

    Hahahahahahahahaa love ‘in bed’ statements…
    also i’m really impressed at the fact that the chinese words on the bg is correct. :)
    ASIAN PRIIIIDE! D:

  27. Richard says:

    we played this ‘in bed’ game, and the worst fortune cookie read thusly:

    “ideas are like your children. There are none so wonderful as your own” … in bed

  28. Wardog says:

    I’m pretty tired and I think I’ll go to sleep now…in bed!

  29. DrNate says:

    yeah, that backfired on me in college… I took a girl out on a first date, and things were going well…i figured I’d reached the point where I could risk a somewhat sassy joke that would (hopefully) make me look clever and funny…. so I asked, “Have you ever played the “bed” trick w/ fortune cookies?” she thought it was something dirty but was then relieved (and tittilated) to hear the explanation. we eagerly and lasciviously cracked open our cookies.

    Hers read, “Don’t be afraid to dream” (well, duh, that’s where you do it…)
    and mine was the ol, “You will sleep soundly tonight.”

    there was no second date.
    in an unrelated story, the oddest fortune i ever received read, “You laugh now, but wait ’til you get home.” For some reason, this scared the crap outta me….

  30. StickFigureChicken says:

    Explore your feminine side
    … in bed

  31. Psy says:

    You will amass a large fortune
    … in bed

  32. Amanda says:

    To hold the carrots??

  33. Lina says:

    I love how the chinese words in the background say “Marijuana” and “Vegetable”.

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