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'That big tumor-shaped thing? Nah, i wouldn't be worried about that. Just the bones.'
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Bones

by Wes & Tony on May 14, 2009 at 12:00 am
└ Tags: Dr. Jackson

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  1. shawn
    June 15, 2009 at 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    LOL I recently displaced my tibia, fracture multiple bones in my foot, and this guy sounds like my orthopedic surgeon lol thankfully he didn’t get any of my bones!! lol

    • Bee-guiling
      July 1, 2009 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

      when you are born, you have 300 bones but by the time you are fully developed, you will have 206. Your orthopedic surgeon probably sold your carpals for 50 bucks a pop.

      • Fez
        July 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm | # | Reply

        Where did the “pop” come from? I thought we were talking about bones here, not soda..

        • Larry
          July 8, 2009 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

          Only in the Midwest is soda called pop. They can’t just call soda, soda, so they call it pop.
          Argh.

          • Canadian
            July 8, 2009 at 10:05 pm | # | Reply

            and Canada!

          • Chris
            July 11, 2009 at 10:34 pm | # | Reply

            What? Soda’s just the stuff you mix with syrup to *make* pop. I never understood why USAicans are so proud of always drinking plain soda. *yarg*

          • Blake
            July 16, 2009 at 4:39 pm | # | Reply

            And here in Australia we don’t use either term!

            • Samuel
              August 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm | # | Reply

              AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OY OY OY.
              also, its pronounced “soft drink” to the people before me

              • haydi
                May 30, 2010 at 9:03 pm | # | Reply

                sadly in tennessee its called coke even if its made by pepsi…..

                • ninster
                  October 3, 2010 at 9:29 pm | #

                  and in Texas we call all soft drinks Coke. (on occasion soda) never pop or soda pop or soft drinks or carbonated beverages.

              • mike
                February 21, 2011 at 8:14 am | # | Reply

                No, it’s called beer… or beeahr. Of Fosters.

                • poodle of darkness
                  August 13, 2011 at 8:55 am | #

                  where i live we call it satan juice.

          • Why
            September 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm | # | Reply

            why is it called the Midwest when I live in Michigan…..I am closer to the east.

          • Chris
            October 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm | # | Reply

            Wrong. Only in the very southwest, very northeast, and other small isolated locations do they call it soda. Pop is used throughout the entire north half of the country. It’s called “Coke” by the sub-par IQs found in the southern half of our country.

            http://popvssoda.com:2998/countystats/total-county.html

            • Morgan
              April 23, 2010 at 8:08 pm | # | Reply

              Yep, always Coke down here, doesn’t matter if it isn’t Coke.

              • WaffleJesus
                February 2, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

                Does that mean you call your cocaine soda?

                • Ahura Mazda
                  March 23, 2011 at 4:08 pm | #

                  ^ Win.

            • Bob the Fucking Builder
              January 22, 2011 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply

              So, I’m assuming you call it coke then?

            • Maxedout
              June 17, 2011 at 6:19 am | # | Reply

              i like how no one commented on how he said everyone in the south has “sub-par IQ’s”

          • Hungarianman
            July 16, 2010 at 10:27 am | # | Reply

            And Northeast

            • Sog Baget
              August 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm | # | Reply

              In Britain, We either call it Fizz or just say the brand name.

              And Soft Drinks here are just.. Non-carbonated products, Like Tea or Orange Juice, we class fizzy drinks as carbonated/Fizzy drinks

        • Shadow
          September 30, 2009 at 8:24 am | # | Reply

          Simple. Someone dared him to give them a human bone. Since he did it, he got $50 and a soda/pop since that’s the standard terms for a dare.

          BTW: We call it pop in Western PA while those in Eastern PA call it soda. Meh.

          • blech
            March 5, 2011 at 11:11 pm | # | Reply

            U americans are so complicated here in canada its just pop anyway why are we talking about pop,soft drinks,coke and soda anyways

          • THE onymous
            March 11, 2011 at 1:18 pm | # | Reply

            And then there’s those of us who refer to them as carbonated beverages.

            • Sergio Canales Pedro Fernandez De La Rosa Ramires
              May 9, 2011 at 5:10 pm | # | Reply

              Or in Britain where it’s called a fizzy drink.

  2. Josselyn
    June 26, 2009 at 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    this is weird ! and so are you shawn !

    • sam
      September 29, 2009 at 12:38 pm | # | Reply

      friend you josselyn!

  3. aaron
    June 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

    the premise for this strip, whether consciously or by accident, mirrors a short story by Ray Bradbury.

    • Wes & Tony
      June 27, 2009 at 4:44 pm | # | Reply

      Our last names are Tony and Wes Bradbury

      • Bee-guiling
        July 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm | # | Reply

        I am eating a chocolate right now. It is Cadbury!

      • Chris
        July 11, 2009 at 10:49 pm | # | Reply

        So is your name Wes Tony, or Wes Wes Bradbury?

        • Wes & Tony
          July 12, 2009 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

          Yes.

          • Gregg
            August 5, 2009 at 8:45 am | # | Reply

            Agreed!

    • Logan
      December 24, 2012 at 4:14 am | # | Reply

      My first thought exactly! 😀

  4. health issue
    July 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm | # | Reply

    I fear i have bones also. Should I be concerned?

  5. Ptolemy21
    August 8, 2009 at 5:35 pm | # | Reply

    This reminds me of the Ray Bradbury story where the guy was freaked out by his bones, so then some crazy carnival man came and took them as a favor. But the bone-less guy was alive, like a jelly fish.
    Yay Bradbury.

  6. Major Misunderstanding
    December 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    What, in the midwest, they call pop “Canada” ?

  7. George
    December 12, 2009 at 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    You fool. It’s Wes Tony, and Tony “Wes” Bradbury.

  8. Connor
    December 21, 2009 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

    …..So he sold your bones for some big bones?

  9. Sassafrass roots
    December 27, 2009 at 9:20 pm | # | Reply

    lolly water!

  10. TOM
    January 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    i don’t even know what we call it in the UK fizzy drinks?

  11. hann
    January 4, 2010 at 8:15 am | # | Reply

    WE AWKWARDLY SAY FIZZY DRINK WHILE TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING LESS CRAP TO SAY!
    hahahaha, the only bad thing about aus, although i guess we’re more specific, usually saying the actual name of the drink. why am i discussing this so much? you know all of it?! oh well 🙂 heh…well

  12. MR Lawrence
    January 4, 2010 at 8:38 pm | # | Reply

    Nice Southern slur … maybe with your “greater” intelligence you could try learning how not to offend or make generalizations.

    PS: The correct terminolgy no matter where your from would be cola. Soda, pop, and “coke” are all slang depending on location and dialect.

    • Another onymous
      April 14, 2010 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

      So any carbonated beverage is “properly” called cola, even if its flavor is grape, lemon-lime, sasparilla, birch-beer, or ginger-ale, and there is neither cola/kola flavoring nor caffeine in it?

      Definition fail.

  13. suckerfish
    February 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm | # | Reply

    i vote for sodapop..

  14. Aaron
    March 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    I call it soda and I live in the southeast. Haven’t you learned yet that statistics are full of shit?

  15. AMERNIKA F*CK YEAH
    March 22, 2010 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    awesome.

  16. Sidney G.
    March 30, 2010 at 10:27 pm | # | Reply

    I’m from Oregon (aka Little Canada, California’s Canada, Washington’s Mexico, or Idaho’s Portugal) and we call it Soda. But why does it matter????? We all know what others are talking [email protected]

  17. Steve
    March 31, 2010 at 5:04 am | # | Reply

    My name is Steve.

    • Sy
      July 9, 2010 at 9:04 pm | # | Reply

      Everybody say, ” Hi, Steve.”

      • Lonely Chosen Vault Dweller
        November 11, 2010 at 9:55 am | # | Reply

        -HI GUYS!
        -Hi Steeeeeeeeve.

  18. Another onymous
    April 14, 2010 at 7:20 am | # | Reply

    The scary thing is that many people would, actually, still trust a doctor who claimed their problem was too many bones and proposed removing them. People have an unreasonable degree of trust in doctors, who are all too often more interested in profit than the patient’s health (witness the ridiculously high numbers of unnecessary surgeries, not even counting elective plastic surgery, particularly gall bladder removals and caesarian sections) or simply incompetent (witness the average time from onset to diagnosis being measurable in years for many illnesses such as lupus despite patients seeking help from doctor after lazy or ignorant doctor). Many doctors encourage this blind trust on patients’ parts by talking down to them or engaging in other kinds of verbal bullying.

  19. Bart
    August 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    You know, this is actually an event that happened a while back. A funeral home would cut the bones out of the corpses, and then replace them with pvc tubes. They’d sell the bones to donor-companies, who’d then sell infected bones to their hospitals. Many people now got cancer through infected bone transplants.
    This would also make a nice alternate comic I suddenly realise! Yay for darkness!

    • blech
      March 5, 2011 at 11:15 pm | # | Reply

      and when they got the transplant and got cancer and died the funeral home got the sames bones b ack and didd it agin its like a never ending loop

    • Gone Insane
      August 15, 2011 at 9:48 pm | # | Reply

      Isn’t that sort of like the plot of a Bones episode?

  20. Random
    February 6, 2013 at 10:17 pm | # | Reply

    “When zhe patient woke up, his skeleton was missing… and zhe Doctor vas never heard from again!”

  21. Shras
    August 16, 2014 at 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    Who doesn’t want a fresh skeleton for their closet? Lol

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