'She's too big to get with the skimmer. Here, hand me that crystal-powered laser.'
HAHAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious
I get it. Like “Congo” (1995) but without the other 99% of the movie. I like this version better.
The movie was garbage, but the book was great! I recommend it! It’s by Michael Crichton, the guy who wrote Jurassic Park and stuff
What DOES he have to do to pleas her.. It had to be a GIRL monkey.. gawsh. (Pretty sure it’s a gorilla)
nipples.
Ape nipples
Cyborg ape nipples
The nips strike again.
Even better if you know that gorillas physically can not swim…. silly lab assisstant
oooh – i thought the interpreter shorted out
It might have shorted-out but the fact that gorillas can’t swim make the assistant fail more, and that is why he is the assistant not the scientist
You do know it was a best selling book before the mediocre film was made, don’t you?
Damn dirty ape.
The Gorilla’s nipples are also quite large D:
Gorillas are apes, not monkies . . . surprised Amy didn’t tell the assistant that instead of asking for food.
His dying wish was for his body to be buried in a lipstick depot in china with two crackers.
aren’t those the guys who built the “Slaughterbot”?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious
I get it. Like “Congo” (1995) but without the other 99% of the movie. I like this version better.
The movie was garbage, but the book was great! I recommend it! It’s by Michael Crichton, the guy who wrote Jurassic Park and stuff
What DOES he have to do to pleas her..
It had to be a GIRL monkey.. gawsh.
(Pretty sure it’s a gorilla)
nipples.
Ape nipples
Cyborg ape nipples
The nips strike again.
Even better if you know that gorillas physically can not swim…. silly lab assisstant
oooh – i thought the interpreter shorted out
It might have shorted-out but the fact that gorillas can’t swim make the assistant fail more, and that is why he is the assistant not the scientist
You do know it was a best selling book before the mediocre film was made, don’t you?
Damn dirty ape.
The Gorilla’s nipples are also quite large D:
Gorillas are apes, not monkies . . . surprised Amy didn’t tell the assistant that instead of asking for food.
His dying wish was for his body to be buried in a lipstick depot in china with two crackers.
aren’t those the guys who built the “Slaughterbot”?