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'She's too big to get with the skimmer. Here, hand me that crystal-powered laser.'
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Gorilla

by Wes & Tony on April 23, 2009 at 12:00 am
└ Tags: Burt, Doc P

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  1. Jason Smith
    June 13, 2009 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious

  2. Herkermer Homolka
    June 29, 2009 at 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    I get it. Like “Congo” (1995) but without the other 99% of the movie. I like this version better.

    • HI THERE!!!!
      October 31, 2011 at 7:45 pm | # | Reply

      The movie was garbage, but the book was great! I recommend it! It’s by Michael Crichton, the guy who wrote Jurassic Park and stuff

  3. Fez
    July 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    What DOES he have to do to pleas her..
    It had to be a GIRL monkey.. gawsh.
    (Pretty sure it’s a gorilla)

  4. Brooke
    August 19, 2009 at 10:30 pm | # | Reply

    nipples.

    • Jason
      May 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm | # | Reply

      Ape nipples

      • Thinkin'
        August 18, 2010 at 5:00 am | # | Reply

        Cyborg ape nipples

        • RedVines
          December 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm | # | Reply

          The nips strike again.

          • The King of Lamps
            January 29, 2013 at 6:36 pm | # | Reply

            WHY WOULD YOU BREAK THE COMBO!!!! IT HAD SUCH A LONG LIFE AHEAD OF IT!!!

  5. MR Lawrence
    January 4, 2010 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply

    Even better if you know that gorillas physically can not swim…. silly lab assisstant

    • Betsi
      September 9, 2010 at 6:48 pm | # | Reply

      oooh – i thought the interpreter shorted out

      • Misc. Dude #647
        June 15, 2011 at 8:29 pm | # | Reply

        It might have shorted-out but the fact that gorillas can’t swim make the assistant fail more, and that is why he is the assistant not the scientist

        • Anonymous
          November 13, 2012 at 4:22 pm | # | Reply

          What if….it was suicide..

  6. Michael C
    February 5, 2010 at 9:08 am | # | Reply

    You do know it was a best selling book before the mediocre film was made, don’t you?

  7. Darren
    March 7, 2010 at 8:55 pm | # | Reply

    Damn dirty ape.

  8. Anonymous
    April 4, 2010 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    The Gorilla’s nipples are also quite large D:

  9. Will
    July 20, 2010 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Gorillas are apes, not monkies . . . surprised Amy didn’t tell the assistant that instead of asking for food.

  10. Anon
    November 22, 2010 at 5:39 pm | # | Reply

    His dying wish was for his body to be buried in a lipstick depot in china with two crackers.

  11. Anonymous
    April 11, 2011 at 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    aren’t those the guys who built the “Slaughterbot”?

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