Please…rainbow on the sweater…knee high boy socks…really long skirt. Shes a lesbian and only wanted to take him to the prom to shut her bitch of a mother up. He knew better…his penis just doesn’t think.
Prom.
75% guaranteed chance of nookie.
Or 0% if you play video games instead.
In fact, turning down reliable nookie nets you a lame reputation further decreasing your odds for the rest of your life.
this is the greatest one lol
aaaaah just like yesterday
hahahahahahaahha
omg.
before I read the hidden comic I thought it was gonna be the zipper lunging.
Could have been me.. allthough i don’t wear glasses..
That hidden comic was all kinds of creepy…
Hmmmmm….that reminds me. I need to go choke a chicken. *wink*
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu would’ve suffice
FTW! hahaahaha!
Nudetopia. Fine name for a “magazine”
Dudes. She’s my SISTER!
So?
Wanker -.-
“i’m sorry i’m not gonna get laid winky” XD
Poor girl…
No matter how many times I use the random tool and find this one, I always have to stop and laugh.
The kid reminds me of an old boyfriend (o_O )
Poor little penis, all he wants is love <3
No wonder he doesn’t get laid, he is STILL playing an NES.
I wouldn’t catch the hint either, that chick is UGLY!
Yeah, she looks like a fifteen-dollar whore.
Fifteen dollars well spent, I would say
Please…rainbow on the sweater…knee high boy socks…really long skirt. Shes a lesbian and only wanted to take him to the prom to shut her bitch of a mother up. He knew better…his penis just doesn’t think.
Prom.
75% guaranteed chance of nookie.
Or 0% if you play video games instead.
In fact, turning down reliable nookie nets you a lame reputation further decreasing your odds for the rest of your life.
Did she break into his house and then leave?
No, it’s actually possible for guys and girls to hang out.
^ Just as it’s possible for people on the internet to blatantly lie about human interpersonal relations…
His penis is a masochist.
this is the best. and its pretty much true
Logically, they are at a rec center.
Alt text = lol.