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Ants

by Wes & Tony on June 5, 2008 at 12:00 am
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  1. A
    June 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    It’s ok guys. I forgive you.

  2. JimmyJimJim
    June 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t. My allergies to air and water aren’t going to just go away with a simple apology!

  3. Drant
    June 15, 2009 at 2:39 pm | # | Reply

    To be fair, that was more of an elaborate apology.

  4. Bob
    June 23, 2009 at 11:32 pm | # | Reply

    Why is a simple zombie comic deserving of an apology?

  5. The person who can relate to this most
    July 8, 2009 at 3:39 am | # | Reply

    o.O how did you know that my skin is less than good, i have a bunch of allergies and that i cant have anything with milk in it?? I’m not joking

    funny comic btw 🙂

    • Just one thing...
      July 8, 2009 at 9:13 am | # | Reply

      I can realate even more. I’m a zombie. and sometimes a construction worker (but never at the same tiime)

      • Fuipui
        February 5, 2011 at 2:35 pm | # | Reply

        May I poke you with a stick?
        …

        • Mystery bob
          February 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm | # | Reply

          I want to Poke him with a corndog

  6. nox
    July 25, 2009 at 9:07 am | # | Reply

    how did they know i was lactose intolerant?

  7. Kancer21
    August 13, 2009 at 2:25 am | # | Reply

    I always find it creepy that the people they draw never have pupils

    • JARRAD
      March 23, 2010 at 5:18 am | # | Reply

      CANNOT BE UNSEEN

    • Another onymous
      April 7, 2010 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      What’s really creepy is that their early comics DID have pupils in the eyes. It was freakish.

    • Louis
      August 16, 2011 at 9:02 pm | # | Reply

      What’s really creppy is that they have only 2 fingers and a thumb

  8. WHAAAAAAAAAAH???
    August 30, 2009 at 3:21 pm | # | Reply

    That is so freaking disturbing.

  9. something's wrong with that metal beam
    September 21, 2009 at 8:55 am | # | Reply

    Why isn’t it flipping over to one side?

    • Wes & Tony
      September 21, 2009 at 9:08 am | # | Reply

      I’m not convinced that is your real name.

      • bluquar
        December 24, 2009 at 1:11 pm | # | Reply

        HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA this made me laugh.

    • The Balor
      April 25, 2010 at 8:51 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, the other side of that beam so incredibly DENSE that they had to hire a zombie to sit on that side. So that it wouldn’t tip.

  10. Tebe
    October 6, 2009 at 2:56 am | # | Reply

    That guy reminds me of the bug guy from MIB (I just rewatched the movie last week so please forgive me)

  11. Kneethan
    November 21, 2009 at 10:24 am | # | Reply

    I don’t see why being lactose intolerant would be deserving of an apology. It’s their own choice to be prejudiced toward a certain sugar. Jerks.

  12. MRLawrence -- MRnot
    January 3, 2010 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    yeah like we are supposed to think zombies eat anything besides brains

  13. BingoGrindMaster
    March 26, 2010 at 1:20 pm | # | Reply

    Zombies?? Huh… I thought it was supposed to be a jab at the poor hygiene of construction workers…

  14. Ribbitee
    May 11, 2010 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

    I didn’t quite get, also I’m lactose intolerant. Not only that, I’m also allergic to idiots. Idiots such as Kneethan who don’t know lactose intolerance is not prejudicy or a choice in any way, but a condition in which one’s innards can’t dissolve lactose into simler sugars, causing gasses and in some cases, diarrhea.
    It’s like saying being paralyzed from waist down is a choice not to walk, really.

    • NAME
      May 19, 2010 at 8:49 pm | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure Kneethan was joking…
      Also, it’s the internet, people say offensive/stupid/sarcastic things all the time, don’t take it so personally

    • lol
      May 26, 2010 at 5:50 pm | # | Reply

      if you’re allergic to yourself, shouldn’t you be dead?

      • ninster
        September 17, 2010 at 10:38 pm | # | Reply

        No, sometimes allergies just cause minor irritation. Which is why he’s so fucking irritating! lol

  15. AmazingSpidermanPowers
    May 15, 2010 at 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Oh no! The ants have eaten his pupils!!!

    • joann
      January 8, 2011 at 12:59 pm | # | Reply

      Spiderman has no amazing powers.

  16. freako
    July 29, 2010 at 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    doesn’t look like a zombie but it is just a close up of a poor hygenated construction worker
    wth a bad ld sandwitch and probley had ants in his lunch

  17. 789fordinner
    September 7, 2010 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    that ant man will haunt my dreams forever

  18. mycnaknat
    October 29, 2010 at 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    sexy.

  19. Gee Wizz!
    December 6, 2010 at 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    it’s like Ren and Stimpy!!!!

  20. huh
    January 14, 2011 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

    How did the ants ever find him?

  21. chino
    February 2, 2011 at 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    chido loco pocamadre

  22. Logan
    February 3, 2011 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Hidden comic reminds me of Akon! Writing a song that looks like he’s apologizing, but reading between the lines he’s actually blaming everyone else and pretending to claim responsibility in the name of magnanimity and self-sacrifice. What a douche. Love Wes and Tony though.:D

  23. PapopaQ
    July 14, 2014 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Well, there is actually still a joke there, since there are ants ON HIS EYES, therefore, that’s all he is seeing. This means the only thing he CAN see IS ants. (Therefore, yes, the people look like ants. And so do the buildings. And the rest of the perceivable universe.)

  24. Zzz
    September 19, 2014 at 3:04 am | # | Reply

    Ants in my eyes Johnson’s previous job.

    • Wubbalubbadubdub
      October 26, 2014 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

      Oh man, that’s nuts, same joke made like, 4 years before R&M haha!

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