So did the nut like it? The alt text suggests otherwise but my knowlege of inanimate objects personified is they enjoy the job they were designed for, so its a gray area.
It used to be threaded, screws only bother to twist in when it’s consensual. Plus, he’s only laughing because he’s a screw-brained nut-job of a nut, and he’s giving a screw-job/giving nut-brain to that screw, and his screwy, nutty, twisted, child-molesting mind can’t help but burst out laughing at his own pun-ishment. If those of you with “audio cards” would turn your volumes up (try it) you would be able to hear his whimpering, interrupted by bursts ecstatic laughter at newly thought up tool jokes. I just wanna know how the nut did it (and you better not nut, what.)
I wonder why they are in prison. Got nailed on a Screw-job, maybe. Like they were trying to frame someone up. Of course most framing is done with nails. Um, what?
the personified electric chair cant sleep without hearing the screams of the many objects he has de-personified against his will, they’re making a tv movie about it, keanu reeves stars as the chair
In the first panel, the nut does appear to have something like threads. But it doesn’t matter, because the screw doesn’t have proper threads–they’re more like slits down each side. Ribbed for his pleasure?
Anyway, in prison slang the “screws” are the guards. But “Oh nuts, I’m BOLTED!” wouldn’t have been funny, so I’ll just have to assume that in this prison they make poetic license plates.
So did the nut like it? The alt text suggests otherwise but my knowlege of inanimate objects personified is they enjoy the job they were designed for, so its a gray area.
HAHAHHAHAHA! GRAY AREA! it’s funny cause they’re gray!
HAHAHAHAHA !
hahahahahahahahahaha
Assviolator? You’re the screw. I know it.
They were made for each other.
+1 interwebz.
Everyone knows that nuts hate screws. They were designed to accept bolts.
i know right
engineer made a good point
i like to think the bolt enjoyed it but this recent revalations makes me think it might have been tool-rape.
The screw and the nut enjoy it so much b/c they know it’s wrong. it’s just made to look like tool rape.
the nut isnt threaded.. which means it isnt designed for a screw. hence, that must have hurt.
Threaded? More like ribbed for her pleasure.
If it’s not threaded, that’d make it a washer.
Nah, it’d just slip in easy.
“ATLs” (and/or now i guess i figured out what “hidden comic” means, yay! lucky me, now i have to go read them all again, fun times)
Ouch.
JAM IT IN!
Shouldn’t it be the State Punitentiary?
Overseen by the Department of Cerections?
RE: HIDDEN COMMIC:
yes. yes it is a crying shame…
i’m gonna nut
It used to be threaded, screws only bother to twist in when it’s consensual. Plus, he’s only laughing because he’s a screw-brained nut-job of a nut, and he’s giving a screw-job/giving nut-brain to that screw, and his screwy, nutty, twisted, child-molesting mind can’t help but burst out laughing at his own pun-ishment. If those of you with “audio cards” would turn your volumes up (try it) you would be able to hear his whimpering, interrupted by bursts ecstatic laughter at newly thought up tool jokes. I just wanna know how the nut did it (and you better not nut, what.)
Just Screwy….
I wonder why they are in prison. Got nailed on a Screw-job, maybe. Like they were trying to frame someone up. Of course most framing is done with nails. Um, what?
the personified electric chair cant sleep without hearing the screams of the many objects he has de-personified against his will, they’re making a tv movie about it, keanu reeves stars as the chair
Excellent!!
OMG! He nailed him!
its not really a nut its just a strange washer. The screw did not enjoy it because its a loose fit.
Screw’s previous cellmate was a screwdriver
so my question is….would that be from front? or behind?
If you think it “that” way, you have dirty mind
In the first panel, the nut does appear to have something like threads. But it doesn’t matter, because the screw doesn’t have proper threads–they’re more like slits down each side. Ribbed for his pleasure?
Anyway, in prison slang the “screws” are the guards. But “Oh nuts, I’m BOLTED!” wouldn’t have been funny, so I’ll just have to assume that in this prison they make poetic license plates.
is it just me, or this is some XXX hardcore porn stuff?? and when does the screwdriver enter the scene? i’m waitiiiiiing……..
It is.
And I’m turned on.
They aren’t anthropomorphic at all. Worst cartoon ever.