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Don't feel sorry for the nut, though. He's a child molester.
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Oh Nuts

by Wes & Tony on May 8, 2008 at 12:00 am

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  1. Furnace Master
    June 19, 2009 at 1:59 pm | # | Reply

    So did the nut like it? The alt text suggests otherwise but my knowlege of inanimate objects personified is they enjoy the job they were designed for, so its a gray area.

    • ninster
      September 17, 2010 at 10:25 pm | # | Reply

      HAHAHHAHAHA! GRAY AREA! it’s funny cause they’re gray!

      • assviolater
        October 28, 2010 at 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        HAHAHAHAHA !

        • meow
          December 20, 2010 at 8:36 pm | # | Reply

          hahahahahahahahahaha

        • Fuipui
          February 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm | # | Reply

          Assviolator? You’re the screw. I know it.

    • That Danm Guy
      July 31, 2012 at 9:40 pm | # | Reply

      But a nut is designed to interact with a bolt rather than a screw

  2. timmy
    June 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    They were made for each other.

    • punfreak
      February 18, 2011 at 11:17 am | # | Reply

      +1 interwebz.

  3. Engineer
    June 26, 2009 at 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    Everyone knows that nuts hate screws. They were designed to accept bolts.

    • Vociferous
      January 27, 2011 at 11:34 am | # | Reply

      i know right

  4. paul
    June 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm | # | Reply

    engineer made a good point
    i like to think the bolt enjoyed it but this recent revalations makes me think it might have been tool-rape.

  5. RobotWomb
    July 11, 2009 at 10:16 am | # | Reply

    The screw and the nut enjoy it so much b/c they know it’s wrong. it’s just made to look like tool rape.

  6. wheresmycow
    July 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    the nut isnt threaded.. which means it isnt designed for a screw. hence, that must have hurt.

    • Latex
      July 20, 2009 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Threaded? More like ribbed for her pleasure.

    • theresmycow
      August 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm | # | Reply

      If it’s not threaded, that’d make it a washer.

    • Clay
      September 17, 2009 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply

      Nah, it’d just slip in easy.

  7. burshigi
    July 13, 2009 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

    “ATLs” (and/or now i guess i figured out what “hidden comic” means, yay! lucky me, now i have to go read them all again, fun times)

  8. Jess
    July 18, 2009 at 3:44 am | # | Reply

    Ouch.

  9. Anonymous
    September 10, 2009 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    JAM IT IN!

  10. Pigs
    September 28, 2009 at 7:49 pm | # | Reply

    Shouldn’t it be the State Punitentiary?

    • Michael
      December 15, 2009 at 10:14 pm | # | Reply

      Overseen by the Department of Cerections?

  11. Sydnaaay
    November 5, 2009 at 4:46 pm | # | Reply

    RE: HIDDEN COMMIC:
    yes. yes it is a crying shame…

  12. what
    December 3, 2009 at 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    i’m gonna nut

  13. Anonymous
    March 29, 2010 at 7:18 am | # | Reply

    It used to be threaded, screws only bother to twist in when it’s consensual. Plus, he’s only laughing because he’s a screw-brained nut-job of a nut, and he’s giving a screw-job/giving nut-brain to that screw, and his screwy, nutty, twisted, child-molesting mind can’t help but burst out laughing at his own pun-ishment. If those of you with “audio cards” would turn your volumes up (try it) you would be able to hear his whimpering, interrupted by bursts ecstatic laughter at newly thought up tool jokes. I just wanna know how the nut did it (and you better not nut, what.)

  14. Grover
    March 29, 2010 at 7:47 pm | # | Reply

    Just Screwy….

  15. Notus
    April 7, 2010 at 4:07 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder why they are in prison. Got nailed on a Screw-job, maybe. Like they were trying to frame someone up. Of course most framing is done with nails. Um, what?

  16. me
    April 28, 2010 at 6:37 pm | # | Reply

    the personified electric chair cant sleep without hearing the screams of the many objects he has de-personified against his will, they’re making a tv movie about it, keanu reeves stars as the chair

  17. Dolbuck
    May 4, 2010 at 9:20 am | # | Reply

    Excellent!!

  18. abc
    May 30, 2010 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

    OMG! He nailed him!

  19. JJ
    August 10, 2010 at 10:52 am | # | Reply

    its not really a nut its just a strange washer. The screw did not enjoy it because its a loose fit.

  20. Iownyoualot
    September 24, 2010 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

    Screw’s previous cellmate was a screwdriver

  21. clark
    October 15, 2010 at 1:17 pm | # | Reply

    so my question is….would that be from front? or behind?

  22. Taste of Ink
    October 24, 2010 at 9:55 am | # | Reply

    If you think it “that” way, you have dirty mind 😛

  23. Wizard of OZ
    January 4, 2011 at 5:55 pm | # | Reply

    In the first panel, the nut does appear to have something like threads. But it doesn’t matter, because the screw doesn’t have proper threads–they’re more like slits down each side. Ribbed for his pleasure?

    Anyway, in prison slang the “screws” are the guards. But “Oh nuts, I’m BOLTED!” wouldn’t have been funny, so I’ll just have to assume that in this prison they make poetic license plates.

  24. kronos
    January 15, 2011 at 7:40 pm | # | Reply

    is it just me, or this is some XXX hardcore porn stuff?? and when does the screwdriver enter the scene? i’m waitiiiiiing……..

    • Mmmmmh
      July 8, 2011 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

      It is.

      And I’m turned on.

  25. Piotr
    November 3, 2011 at 4:21 am | # | Reply

    They aren’t anthropomorphic at all. Worst cartoon ever.

  26. poopiePANTSnelson
    August 3, 2012 at 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    Pretty sure the nut should only have 6 sides.

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