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Razzlebear


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Today’s comic makes me smile. After all, isn’t that what amusement parks are supposed to do? I wouldn’t be suprised if RazzleWorld or whatever the Hell we decide to call the park shows up again, considering the seemingly endless supply of people, robots, and blatant commercialism that loves to lurk around theme parks. Because of all the fun to be had, we had a few extra alt-texts lying around:

“ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE MAKE BELIEVE”

Sad employees grow on trees.

Good thing that she got the head back on before her son realized A) that Razzlebear isn’t real, and B) that his father was a theme park employee.

There is still a skeleton with a red hat and a fake white beard in their chimney.

“Razzlebear can fly just like daddy!”

“MY MAGIC KINGDOM AWAITS ME IN THE AFTERLIFE”

The boy finds this strangely reminiscent of that “Daddy-Pinata” mom gave him on his birthday.

Two Weeks Later: “Wow! Razzlebear and those birds are best friends!”

The third life claimed by the controversial Noose-Ride at Razzleworld

“Onward to the next adventure!”

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9 Responses to “Razzlebear”

  1. Kayleen says:

    I don’t know how to approach this, but I’m curious about something. I have been reading ASP since it began and, in the beginning, it was really funny. But lately the comics have become nothing but gruesome. It makes me almost sad that it feels like it’s losing it’s humor. Is that the way ASP is headed? Just wondering. Otherwise, I thought you guys had a great idea going.

  2. AmazingSuperPowers says:

    This is all autobiographical. No one wishes it would be happy again more than us.

    Just kidding!

    Man, you are pretty spot on. We cued up a bunch of comics only to later realize how grisly they are. We tend to come up with comic ideas in clusters, and I guess we were feeling the bitterness and spitefulness of life crushing our spirits. But yeah. more rainbows soon. The pluckiness is alive and well!

  3. sketch says:

    NOOOO! NOT THE RAINBOWS!!!! or have you forgotten that rainbows are pricks?

  4. Tony says:

    Nah, bro. Rainbows is cool, it’s those clouds you have to watch out for. Haven’t you noticed them lurking menacingly in the back of comics, plotting menacing plots?

  5. Frank says:

    I definitely love the Razzlebear comic more now that I’ve learned the identity of the man in the costume.

  6. Michael says:

    Ok…Rainbows are cool….but let’s not forget that jokes like Razzlebear are pure brilliant…..gruesome…but brilliant nontheless…so put back the Rainbows….but do not take the Razzlebear-kind out

  7. timmy says:

    supple?

    supply maybe?

    which is right? anyone? anyone?

    bueller? bueller? bueller?

  8. Wes says:

    Good catch, timmy! Disguised as a simple typo, what you detected was a subtle nod at breasts!

  9. Tony says:

    That was Wes’ fault.

    That guy is a cooter.

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