Head To Toeon September 11, 2014 at 6:00 am
Those campers who are out to defend their sexuality from being stolen from them by kissing-conducive sleeping arrangements are far from crazy! All kinds of things can turn you gay at a moment’s notice! Here’s a short list of things guaranteed to turn you gay instantly and irreversibly.
♥ Getting bitten by a radioactive gay person.
♥ Getting caught in a nuclear reactor with a gay person.
♥ Getting caught in a belt of cosmic gay radiation.
♥ Testing a teleporter on yourself, realizing all-too-late that there is a gay person trapped in there with you, and having your DNA all jumbled up so that you slowly turn into a gay person which ruins your relationship with Geena Davis.
♥ Being born gay.
♥ Gay serum.
So watch out, clearly the world is out to turn you gay against your will, and if you’re not careful how close your buddy’s face gets to your face, you might just end up suddenly and inexplicably having a different sexual preference!
Don’t forget wearing the wrong clothing! Yes, the color, material and shape of the fabric draped on you to protect you from the elements can change the type of person that your brain finds sexually arousing!
I must’ve got a partial dose of gay radiation, as I find attraction in people regardless of gender.
Good effort on those campers, but they are still junk-to-junk! Cheers!
You just have to embrace it! ;9
I know you’re joking, but.. yeah basically that’s true.
Note to self: always bring sexiest socks camping
Surely it should be cosmic gaydiation
I’m sorry, but I feel like we can save time in this intense debate by using the term GAYdiation. Eliminating that extra syllable saves time. And that time could save straight people. Or Straighness? Um, I’m not sure where I was going with this.
Cannot read gay radiation without combining it into gay-diation.
If socks can be sexy, then wearing flip flops must be the foot equivalent of a burlesque show.
You missed a golden opportunity to use the word cosmic gaydiation
“You NEVER go ass-to-mouth.”