There should be a restaurant called “Last Meal” that’s built like a prison, complete with a long walk in handcuffs to the register at the end. The general public likes eating in prisons, right??

As an aside, here’s a routine reminder you can always get your fix of ASP by checking out our tweets, going “internet steady” by liking us on Facebook, or subscribing to our YouTube channel. We try to make it as convenient as possible for you to get utterly sick of us.

Also you might be seeing ASP in other places, such as a few of our comics turned into shorts on the Comedy Central show Triptank, collections of our strips featured on Buzzfeed, and also translated comics printed in the Czech edition of Maxim Magazine. Yeah, that last one surprises us too.