Talking to yourself is something that’s frowned upon. People who do it in public are CRAZY because GOD FORBID someone allow their stream of thoughts leak out into the outside world. The human mind is an abyss full of terrors and it’s part of our social contract to keep that Pandora’s Box locked up.

But having a nice chat with yourself is a wonderful use of time in the privacy of your own home. It’s like masturbation but for your consciousness! You can have full-on arguments with yourself and win every time. You can berate yourself for dropping a dirty fork. You can sing a song to yourself about pairing socks. The excitement is limitless!

Or you can just post all that crap on Twitter and Facebook and call it a day.