Self Checkouton August 9, 2013 at 6:00 am
People put their penises in the strangest things. Food. Couches. Other human bodies. It’s crazy! Stop and consider how truly insane it is to go through puberty and find yourself suddenly obsessed with putting your body inside of something or putting something in your body. No other part of the human body makes demands as absurd as the genitals. Never in human history has a dude looked a bowl of a warm porridge, rubbed his hands together, and said “you know what would feel reaaally good? If I put the heel of my foot in there.” Never has it happened! And it would probably feel pretty good, too! But the genitals are in charge, making ludicrous demands every moment of every day. Can you imagine what the world would look like if people couldn’t use their genitals on other people? It would be a mad house! Nothing would go unsexed! Anyway, I didn’t think about this stuff before doing this comic, I just wanted to draw a guy who screws potatoes.
This is how Mr. and Mrs. Potato head dolls are made.
Rubbish. The NSA is keeping tabs on everything you purchased, you potato fucker!
hate to break it to ya…but the foot in porridge thing…yeah, that’s a fetish…and it’s on the internet…people are messed up…
Hey, it’s Spuddy Buddy!
i think all those potatoes are going to know pretty soon
$ 1.99 a pound is a pretty good deal for an escort
First they came for the people who rub pumpkin pie on their nipples,
and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t rub pumpkin pie on my nipples,
Then they came for the people who lick cheez whiz out of butts,
and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t lick cheez whiz out of butts,
Then they came for the people who dip their heels in scalding porridge,
and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t dip my heels in scalding porridge,
Then they came for me, the potato fucker,
and there was no one left to speak up.
If she was 130 pounds, that would be a $260 escort. If that still a good deal.
$1.99 a pound is a great deal for a 130 pound escort. 300lbs, not so much.
…Gonna be honest here, actually…as a cashier on lane I don’t really pay attention to the things I’m scanning, but when I man self-checkout? Hoo hoo boy, I can see every single thing everyone has on one screen, and you KNOW I’m sitting there coming up with stories for the purchases.
There’s one lane in particular that I’ve designated the condom lane. I only ever see condoms bought in that lane… If it’s a single white guy with only a few items at that lane, there’s a really good chance it’s condoms and lube. Only ever saw one black dude buy them, weirdly enough…
*Doot!* Japanese woman buying the fresh octopus…
At some point long, long ago, someone looked at a bowl of oatmeal and said “I should put my feet in there.”
Love the hidden comic