Robots are so stupid, guys. They’re such a bad idea! It’s like a gang of scientists got together and said, “You know what would be great? How about a whole scientific branch dedicated to designing soulless metal sociopaths!” What possible application could robots have? If it’s things people can already do, what’s the point! If it’s things people can’t do… well, then we’re gleefully speeding our species toward being utterly obsolete. It’s like scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie.

But then again… if it came down to being enslaved and murdered by a robot or churning butter on a farming commune, well, I’d probably rather be murdered.