Shark Finon June 24, 2013 at 6:00 am
One thing I will never understand are those huge tanks in aquariums that have sharks in the mix with other ocean creatures. Do the non-sharks have any idea? Do these fish and turtles KNOW that there’s a shark in there? They circle around like it’s no big deal, so I don’t know if they are oblivious or just being extremely careful to not get close to their terrifying roommates. Or they DO get eaten and the aquarium staff routinely reloads the tank with more shark-fodder.
I understand that not all sharks are into eating everything like motion pictures would lead us to believe, but I have definitely seen some toothy-looking dudes in there. It’s like if someone told me, “Your new roommate is a bear. He probably won’t try to eat you. Shh, don’t worry about it.” Maybe that’s why fish always look so worried.
The best way to start the week. Bite some People pretending you’re a Shark. You should be in the water for it though. >_>
Hidden Panel, not shown: Dead guy with only an arm left.
Also, that is one sad goldfish.
I’m not sure if your question about aquariums was serious or not, but as far as I know, aquarium workers make sure to keep the sharks well fed so that they don’t ever get hungry enough to eat their tank-mates
I asked an aquarium worker about that once and they told me that if they keep the sharks really well fed, they generally don’t nosh on the other creatures.
I get the same reaction when I roleplay my wifebeater.
sometimes, having sharks in your tank is NOT a good thing
I was totally expecting this guy to get eaten by a shark wearing a novelty human head and arms.
Waiter, there’s a strap in my shark’s fin soup!
It’s Faux Shark Fin soup.
Don’t you mean Pho Shark fin soup?
I wonder if loan sharks bite their clients when they don’t pay up.
When dealing with that, a novelty .357 magnum or better is a must!
sharks are nothing but the dangerous looking garbage men of the sea. they usually only feed on the hurt and/or sick fish as long as they aren’t starving and the sea is clear enough to make there senses work properly.
In fairness, that guy he bit was a Jet.
I’ll… show myself out.