Clownson June 28, 2013 at 5:00 am
Do you recognize the clown in today’s comic from a strip we did, like, five years ago? Of course you do! We expect you to remember everything we do! Especially one of our characters who has only appeared once before. Is this comic a sequel? A prequel? An alternative universe sidequel? You’re overthinking it! Calm down!
Also. Let’s talk about clown schools. You’ve heard about them. You’ve thought about them. But have you ever actually looked one up? My friends, let me tell YOU what about fifteen seconds on google told me: clown schools have some of the ugliest Web 1.0 websites you might ever have the misfortune to encounter. This means one of two things. Either they’re fossils from bygone age and red boat shoes and honkin’ noses are a thing of the past… or they’ve started recruiting other ways. We all want it to be option one, but we all know in the sad pits of our hearts that it’s option two.
Clowns are some kind of universal constant. Nobody likes them, but they have always and will always exist! Someone out there has to volunteer for the woeful duty of being the worst thing in existence so our little planet can keep on spinning. Next time you see a clown, thank it. After you finish crying.
Fun fact: If you type “amazingsuperpowers” into Google, clown will be one of the autocompletes.
Well I stand by the “fact” part, anyway. Also, I have no idea if I’m FIRST or not. Probably not!
It took me a bit, but I found the two references:
First – http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/10/never-ever-stop/
Second – http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2009/02/good-cop-bad-cop/ (maybe)
I did it I found it! http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/10/never-ever-stop/
Oh god what is my life *cries in corner*
I immediately recognized the clown from the second most depressing comic on this site. http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/10/never-ever-stop/
Don’t ask what squirts out of the trick flower…
I actually do remember this clown from the comic like 5 years ago it is actually prolly my favorite ASP comic of all time
Can’t I thank it after I finish laughing, because I shot it – but it isn’t dead yet? (they flop around funny, I hear! Gacy did when they applied voltage, right?)
It’s Sinful the Clown!
What was the first most depressing?
of course I remember, that comic haunts me