Here’s an internet comic strip despite Wes wandering around in the dark while Tony egged everyone on.
I especially like how the gut gets progressively bulgier as his life becomes more and more empty and his laptop become ever more full of porn.
So jealous, I’m terrible at masturbation
You need a helping hand.
He won’t be good at masturbating for much longer if he keeps placing his laptop over his penis…
…Have you guys been spying on me? 🙁
“Aww great! With all this ear wax, I can’t hear him jammin’ with Santana.”
I think after a while his Aww Great’s would become sarcastic.
If he gets “really good” at guitar after just a week, he must be some kind of virtuoso. So at least you can brag about having lived next to him, if anything.
It’s the loser index!
I have a neighbor who informed me that he doesn’t like the robot I built to fetch the mail for me, because it makes him feel old.
I can’t help but think this is closer to what he really meant.
Interesting fact about this strip:
Those are the same pair of pants in all three panels.
“Aww great! I found my whiskey n’ revolver.”
Big deal, the record label won’t give his neighbor any money and will go bankrupt soon anyway. Meanwhile he will get good with his own skill set, and he will win an Adult Movie Award and get to bang Sasha Grey in no time.
There’s something to it. Over the years I’ve become even better att procrasti…
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