Here’s a comic despite Wes getting into the deep end while Tony fell off a roof somewhere.
And if you are proud of your penis, the we WON’T show everyone your penis if you blow up the plane.
I feel safer already, but what if someone truly IS proud of their penis…
Or…what about chicks?
“Female passengers get photos taken of their penises, too.”
Hover text, my friend. Such a situation has already been accounted for.
THERE’S HOVER TEXT!!??!?? AHRGGGG!! I HAVE TO START ALL OVER! DAMNIT!
Women have to stand on a scale and get a picture showing their face and the weight reading. Unless the male TSA agent is there, then they have to show their breasts…
Female passengers get a photo taken of their penises, too.
How the heck did I neglect the hover text!!! And I started thinking of this more, I think this would seriously avoid many of the women hijackers. No one wants to die with everyone thinking they were really a tranny.
Now please proceed to the anal inspection room where we will take a video
How long do we really think it’s going to be until blackmail is a security measure?
There is nothing wrong in being proud of your tiny weirdness. Er, um, not that I would know of course…
You know what? The guy still did it with barely questioning it at all. I think he deserves the ridicule.
Well, he had a flight to catch after all. If a peen shot was all it took to breeze through airport security, it’d be a huge improvement.
tru dat, imagine if they would just keep it on file so you could just skip the line. You could be like “I had the junk shot, lemme through!”
If you have a penis to be proud of i dont think you’ll wanna ruin the fun and engage in terrorist activites.
Westicle had to show the sheeple the important part of the joke.
Of course if public shame was supposed to be a deterrent, she probably would have had him move to a private room instead of just right there at the security station in front of everyone else.
Can you at least draw a little mustache on the picture?
So that’s what that load ‘thump’ sound was last night, old Saint Tony falling off my roof. No doubt while in the process of delivering my summer festivus presents.
I thought female passengers get their boobs felt up.
Bags haven’t moved the slightest bit… must be this conveyor belt http://imgur.com/gallery/Lu6DW
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