Wham! It’s a comic strip! Look at it with your eyeballs. Otherwise you are using it wrong.
Second best Pick-up line ever.
The first being?
Is your dad a coke dealer, cause you’re dope to me.
And if it doesn’t work- hey! Good way to casually ask around for some coke, amIright?
Or some combo: “Let’s get pizza and is your dad a coke dealer, because lets fuck!”
The best pickup line: “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
I was going the duct tape route.
haha! funny cuz it’s true.
“Hey, wanna get a pizza and fuck” is the best pickup line.
Also second best lead-in to admitting you’ve got her panties!
But, uh, best pickup line is “Is heaven missing an angel? Because- lets fuck”
Pizza? Takes wayyyyy to much time… and money (cheap dates this way ladies!!)
Only return the panties if you are done with them!
Give her the ol’ soggy raccoon.
So, Reverend, when did you stop molesting children?
I’m gonna use this one, but when I do, you’ll hear the © I append.
Can’t let this one go. I must find a situation in which I can use it properly.
Is your dad in jail? Cud if I where your dad Id be in jail.
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