The Simple Thingson September 2, 2010 at 7:00 am
Wake up Neo. Wake up. NO MAN I AM SLEEPY. come back in an hour. i had a late night. shut the blinds. Sleep tight Neo I’ll help myself to a beer, though. don’t man, that’s my roommate’s he’s gonna be so mad at me. I met your roommate. Trenton, right? Guy’s a douche.
Yeah, his real name is actually “Doug” hah, what a DORK. “Trenton?” does he think that makes him sound cooler? Have you heard his “Band”? he’s awful. I know it’s awful. He always brings his guitar to parties. sad thing is some girls are dumb enough to fall for that. Dude, go to sleep. i’m not tired anymore. Okay, well, then follow the white rabbit or something. look, i’m not tired but that doesn’t mean i’m ready to get out of bed. i... i’ve got a boner still. you know. morning wood. Bad timing, man - there’s a girl at the door KNOCK KNOCK, Neo GRAAAAAAAAAAH
between the comic, the alt text, the secret, and the post that goes with it this might be the best thing ever
for my two cents, I too agree.
I lol’d pretty hard at today’s text. The text below the comic. You know, where it usually says something like “A new comic despite Tony blah blah blah ridiculous and Wes blah blah blah ridiculous”. But today it was different. In a good way. I like it.
What text Neo?
There is no text…
the text is flowing…
Falling like a verdent waterfall
Morning wood makes me feel alive.
Morning wood is good.
Especially right before your food?
Or push a few people off a roof more often.
Dying cold and alone is the best.
jesus what the hell would you know you didnt even fucking stay dead, YOU NEVER COULD FINISH ANYTHING
Win sir. Win.
Haha secret comic win xD
He still has satellite? Hm, I wonder if his fall off the roof was actually an accident……
knock knock neo.
yey!!! lots of funnies! 😀
The secret panel was a killer. XD
This strip is like an e.e. cummings poem.
“Bad timing?” I can’t think of much better timing?
He’s not paralyzed, he just has a HUGE morning wood and doesn’t want to get up.
Neo: Crap! must destroy morning wood! Think about….my boss jacking off at work!
The text today reminds me of pesterchum/trollslum from MS Paint Adventures…
I like mourning wood.
Wait, you said Mourning wood…does mourning a dead relative give you a boner?!?! And i thought furries were weird…
That post quelled my fears since I’ve heard some nasty rumors that Tony was trapped inside a garden gnome while Wes became vegan.
Oh look, a giraffe!
He has awesome hair.
i want to be smothered in this comics awesomeness
Neo. Wake up, Neo. You’re humping things in your sleep again.
Wow. This one really did it for me. I usually don’t comment, but I saw so much of myself in all parts of this post, I just had to drop in to say thanks for what you guys do.
LMFAO at the comic, the text that comes when you scroll on the comic, the secret comic, and the post with the comic. LOLZ
That was amazingly subtle and I love you for it.
This is quite possibly the best thing ive ever stumbled across. the comic +hidden, the mouseover text and the commentary all added up to a delicious stew of awesome win.
WHAT SECRET PANEL!? D:
I had to checking the fucking source code to understand what the fuck this secret panel was all fucking about, bloody fuck.
And it was completely worth it.
You guys are sex
nothing to do with this comic in particular. But i love all your comments, only just found this place and i have spent three hours going through them all on Random… Have you made a book?