We managed to make a comic even though Wes became a complete solid while Tony ruined a cake’s day.
You should see how well I programmed my girlfriends mouse last night, and tonight, and will tomorrow night. *clickclickclickclick*
The premium version has elbows.
The deluxe has shins
The Ultra has a gyrating pelvis.
The Platinum has a job and a car.
Premium Platinum has knuckles.
The Legendary Edition comes with NVGs.
The DX Version has a ribbed penis.
And the Premium Platinum Limited time offer has the face and body of Taylor Lautner. 🙂
So he’d look like a caveman? we are digressing
Yeah. I agree w Dave…
The Ultimate version spends every night crying to itself as it knows that it has no soul and will fade into nothingness when it “dies”.
The Ultimate version is also know by the name “Marvin”.
tell me another story? :3
I think you ought to know your comment made me very depressed
Pretty much like a regular guy. The delusional guy is the one who believes that after his death his soul will sit on the right side of some big guy’s throne watching heathens burn.
What if we believe into going something kickass, like Valhalla?
which is made even more difficult to buy due to the fact that it took your job.
Ultra deluxe has wrists
i dont think women will like that option
Are you kidding? Wrists are super useful for manipulating genitals. <3
The Economy Class version is unemployed, only runs on a diet of sammich’s and beer and requires daily recharging in the form of watching cable TV.
He’s also known as “a real guy”
The best hidden comic ever!
The main comic was pretty funny too.
I did not wish to hug her.
Don’t give that info away for free.
I didn’t think they had the technology to make robots this accurate.
We have crossed the “uncanny valley”
my god this was so funny
all your comics are
so glad I found that you could leave comments, I know heaps of people who read this regularly but don’t comment. hope you keep up the good work. a lot of other classic webcomics have grown tedious but this one is just going from strength or strength.
My original intention was to maximize the amount of fright we experience so I will have to submit to your wishes. Well played, meat bag.
I’ve seen plenty of comics with inappropriate numbers of fingers…
But those first two panels, where you can clearly see she’s only got two fingers (complete with painted fingernails) are just plain creepy.
Don’t forget about us =-(
No, you can see 3 fingers. The last ones are just hidden… those ninjas.
in the future u wont need 4 fingers and one thumb. there are only 4 shoulder buttons on a playstation controller…
and yoda has stumps for hands
His arms straight out for the hug is quite possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.
He looks so real…how did you draw him to look so real?
hours and hours and hours of practice.
Don’t Know, for me the girl it’s the robot one
The scroll over message made me laugh my ass off for a good long while. Keep up the awesomeness!
The alt text sells this comic.
I don’t understand the alt text 🙁
alt text made me :'(
My robot girlfriend and I are not amused.
-“give me some skin bro…”
-“ill procure some skin for you…”
this is the best comic you have ever written.
Fucking best alt text ever.
As a male human, this comic produced made me laugh at the parrallel it makes between most relationships.
OH GOD ROBOT GIRLFRIEND
does the T on his jacket stand for Tony?
The alt text classifies my notebook as…?
Wow i’ve been reading this comic for a while and i just noticed how every character has like 2 fingers. Pretty creepy looking aha
It wasn’t until the last panel that I suspected that something was wrong. For some reason saying “Male human” doesn’t raise any flags since I say this more often than now.
Before anyone asks what the “Alt-text” and “secret panel” are and how to find them – THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ASKED AND ANSWERED IN THE COMMENTS AFTER EVERY SINGLE DAMNED COMIC SINCE THE MIDDLE OF 2008! Use your brain, eyes and fingers.
Wait…how do you see other comics?
What happened to the picture? It hasn’t been on the site since I checked last night.
LOVE the alt-text, lol.
So would these be a replacement to regular boyfriends, or an addition?
So all the women readers of this webcomic are…
Maybe that is why males are going to become irrelevant.
I only just realized the characters in this have only three digits. It’s wierd.
HAHA HIDDEN COMICS hilarious!
If robot girlfriends are computers, then girls that use computers are all lesbo?
All right!!! Internet High-Five!!! Yeah!!!
Hitchhiker´s Guide To The Universe reference reigns supreme!
soooo does this mean my robot gf knows i want to trade her in for a quicker more slimlined model? or maybe I’ll just get her implants like i said i would 😛
yeah, i have no idea where the alternate text is :/
……..but nobody asked that THIS time.
tuhk yur jerb?!
The supreme has pupils for its eyes
They purposefully removed the robo-boyfriends ears and elbows to fix the wrist slitting [mal]function.
alt text is win
she is hot, i bet she’s easy
I can’t help but notice that he only has two fingers and a thumb….. hmmmmmmmm.
Loooooooool @ the hidden comic
alt text is so true
she’s been good to me all these years, and the sex is so frequent
my parents don’t approve of our relationship…how can they be expected to understand?
That last panel did it for me XD Awesome.
The alt text is the first one so far that has actually made me laugh out loud. Well played.
So I got 2 robot girlfriends? or maybe three if my phone is counted.
As a CS major, the alt text hits a little too close to home.
movl $hold_me_and_tell_me_everything_is_okay, %eax
// Yes, it gets used enough I’ve patched it into the system call table.
// I just… I… *sniff*
// So alone.
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