The Treachery of Owls: A New ASP Shirt!on March 13, 2009 at 4:24 pm
We know for a FACT that most of you are browsing the internet without shirts on, which is foolhardy and unsanitary. We have made a shirt to resolve the issue.
Imagine in your head a perfect world. That’s right; it is a world of owls. Imagine in your head a perfect shirt. That’s right; it is a shirt of owls. For best results, wear this shirt while sporting a bowler and replace your head with a giant green apple.
We’re really happy with this shirt. It is lovingly printed on American Apparel and sold through the dandy folks at Topatoco. Check it out here, and may your torso now skip merrily into realm of surrealism.