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Open Heart Surgery

by Wes & Tony on September 11, 2008 at 12:00 am
└ Tags: Dr. Jackson

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  1. Ix
    June 18, 2009 at 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    Those wacky Canucks!

    • I Love Hockey
      March 28, 2010 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

      The Canucks are from Vancouver.

      • CorrectingYou
        September 24, 2010 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

        Canuck is a term for any Canadian. Not just the team from Vancouver.

  2. Erik
    June 23, 2009 at 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Yay Ontario !

  3. Alan
    June 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm | # | Reply

    But what to do with all that newfound courage?

    • Bee-guiling
      July 1, 2009 at 9:53 pm | # | Reply

      MORTAL KOMBAT!!

    • Sotesf
      July 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm | # | Reply

      check the hidden comic for that answer

      • Anonymous
        October 5, 2009 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

        whats a hidden comic?

        • ZL
          October 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm | # | Reply

          A comic that is not seen right away, a hiding one, you could say.

          • Crazy Dogkennel
            January 27, 2010 at 6:29 pm | # | Reply

            ,a hiding one,

            • Fuipui
              February 5, 2011 at 3:47 pm | # | Reply

              YOU COPIED HIS APPOSTIVE, DAMN YOU.

            • Augustus the II
              January 27, 2012 at 2:27 am | # | Reply

              crouching message, hidden comic!

        • Anonymous
          February 12, 2010 at 2:20 pm | # | Reply

          a comic that is so scared it hides

          • Brilliant
            May 12, 2010 at 11:16 pm | # | Reply

            Like the dude is hiding his junk below the little black line in the hidden comic…damned doctor cut it up in the surgery now he has two holes to pee out of…you’d hide it too.

    • vajoina
      May 18, 2011 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

      He could found some land with that newfound knowledge.

  4. Jeff.
    July 5, 2009 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

    What’s really low is that he stabbed the guy in the crotch..

    • Lauren
      January 3, 2010 at 8:43 am | # | Reply

      Nicely noted. There was no need for such barbaric behaviour.

    • Another onymous
      April 9, 2010 at 5:42 pm | # | Reply

      Best way to get away with stabbing patients in the genitals with a scalpel (unless you’re a urologist or something) is to “accidentally” kill them during whatever procedure they actually needed. Your malpractice insurance covers your ass, and if anyone even notices the other “mistake” you can just say you were aiming for the instrument tray but dropped it there in another “accident” that could happen to anyone. You can even say the scalpel-stabbing “mistake” only happened because you were flustered by making the first “mistake.”

      Remember, you have God-like levels of credibility. Who are people going to believe, a doctor, or some dead patient?

      • I kan read!
        December 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm | # | Reply

        O.O you really think this stuff though, I would have just told the guy that he is now a few inches bigger… you know, after stuffing a burrito in his chest the guy diserves something, right?

  5. Chris
    July 6, 2009 at 3:03 pm | # | Reply

    Haha, hidden comic.

    • Zack
      November 11, 2009 at 9:17 am | # | Reply

      WHERE IS THIS HIDDEN COMIC?! WHERE DO I FIND THESE THINGS?!

      • Hidden comic guy
        December 12, 2009 at 11:14 am | # | Reply

        I stole it.

      • Mitch
        October 6, 2010 at 5:50 pm | # | Reply

        I dunno, but the space next to top-right corner of the comic is giving me a funny look. Make it stop!

        • 3216100
          October 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm | # | Reply

          Son, imma DISAPPOINT.

    • Star
      December 11, 2011 at 7:05 am | # | Reply

      Frankly I think that\’s ablsotuley good stuff.

  6. Xell
    July 7, 2009 at 4:01 am | # | Reply

    Notice the knife in between the patients legs…

    • Another onymous
      April 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm | # | Reply

      Everyone but you noticed two days earlier.

      • I kan read!
        December 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm | # | Reply

        OMG, that guy ate his heart!… now thats what I call “soul” food

  7. Those.
    July 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    Damn Canadians.

  8. TCam
    July 24, 2009 at 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    Heart-warming FTW

  9. Baptista
    August 11, 2009 at 2:19 pm | # | Reply

    burritos = duct tape

  10. Lenny
    August 30, 2009 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    Can a microwave burrito experience pride?

  11. HI THERE!!!!
    August 31, 2009 at 6:46 pm | # | Reply

    it takes a canadian to do something like that ;D
    (im canadian whoooooooooooo)

  12. Chie
    September 26, 2009 at 9:03 am | # | Reply

    Burritos! They are the answer! If only they had a microwave Burrito instead of a Baked Potato when they were trying to save poor Kenny.

  13. Philosophy
    October 1, 2009 at 5:23 pm | # | Reply

    Does the second panel take place during sunrise or sunset? YOU decide.

  14. Kenny
    November 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm | # | Reply

    This is oddly similar to the way Kenny dies in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

  15. X_anonymous_X
    November 25, 2009 at 5:42 pm | # | Reply

    lmao half eaten microwaved burrito

  16. MoonHitler
    March 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm | # | Reply

    Hidden comic made me blurst again.

  17. Sir Chittlesworth III
    May 29, 2010 at 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    thanks for the new burrito heart, doc!
    funny how, unlike South Park’s potato, the burrito wont explBOOM

  18. jeffrey
    May 31, 2010 at 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    i lol’d

  19. Opinionoid
    June 6, 2010 at 10:39 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha, If Surgeons had to go to a ‘Sensei’ to learn how to operate..
    We’d all be doomed.

  20. i know my plants from my drugs
    January 27, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    …was the joint laced with salvia or…?

  21. IamBlackNineInch
    January 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

    he stabbed his junk

  22. Anonymous
    March 27, 2011 at 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    Go ONTARIO!!!!

  23. cherry
    March 31, 2011 at 7:43 pm | # | Reply

    Heh. That truly was burrito-warming.

  24. Nevermore
    August 21, 2011 at 7:28 am | # | Reply

    I guess that’s one way to spend your weekend. Eating hearts, and performing experimental transplants with warm burritos.

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