For those of you frozen like frightened ground squirrels at the size of the archive page, we have provided a “random
button to let us decide for you. The idea struck us like a meteorite
when we were having our usual back-alley craps game. It also pleases us
to be adding just a smidgen more chaos to the world through this new
option. May fate be at your side and the wind be at your back. Also,
Gandalf is there.


P.S. Big thanks to Matt Wright for the script that gives the button life.