For those of you frozen like frightened ground squirrels at the size of the archive page, we have provided a “random
button to let us decide for you. The idea struck us like a meteorite
when we were having our usual back-alley craps game. It also pleases us
to be adding just a smidgen more chaos to the world through this new
option. May fate be at your side and the wind be at your back. Also,
Gandalf is there.

-Wes/Tony

P.S. Big thanks to Matt Wright for the script that gives the button life.