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Telephone Call

by Wes & Tony on December 20, 2007 at 12:00 am

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  1. Shane Nickels
    June 14, 2009 at 7:11 am | # | Reply

    The telephone call made me chuckle

  2. Ix
    June 16, 2009 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Are those rotary phones?

    • j
      July 6, 2009 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

      ahahaha, I didn’t even notice that. It makes the comic that much better.

    • Mitch
      August 13, 2010 at 2:59 pm | # | Reply

      Rotary phones tend to break the laws of physics more efficiently than other types of phones.

  3. haunclesam
    June 21, 2009 at 4:26 am | # | Reply

    it would be soooo awesome if that would work … 🙂

    • this is not my name
      April 27, 2010 at 3:07 pm | # | Reply

      In about forty years it will. The machine will make a digital copy of all the atoms in any object, and send it over the net where it can be PRINTED. This will work on books, pizza, and yes, human beings. You can have printable people. Amazing what technology can do. Even more amazing is what technology will do.

      • DashDot
        May 10, 2010 at 6:51 am | # | Reply

        I love how you say this like it’s a certainty.. Like you’re a telemarketer from 40 years in the future, educating us of your ways.

        Don’t be ridiculous, replicators won’t be invented til at least the 23rd century. D:

        • (says who?)
          July 11, 2010 at 9:14 pm | # | Reply

          what if you called someone when u weere in the shower…..?

          • Kevin
            July 14, 2010 at 3:17 am | # | Reply

            What happens when you drop a toaster in a tub? That should answer what happens if you call while in the shower.

            • Kevin
              July 14, 2010 at 3:18 am | # | Reply

              Yes the toaster is plugged in the electrical outlet.

            • Kisuul
              July 22, 2010 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

              Would probably amaze you to learn that a startling high number of Americans have phones installed in their showers….

        • ninster
          September 4, 2010 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

          Actually, they already have a prototype that is capable of ‘printing out’ artificial organs. Right now it can replicate tissue of an organ based on the recipients DNA. sorry, don’t have a link for reference.

          • Hmmm
            October 26, 2010 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

            I heard printing organs is technically possible, but the dna is so complex it would take about 300 years to process the information required to make a fingernail

            • Ahura Mazda
              October 25, 2014 at 2:05 pm | # | Reply

              Well, at the moment they use scaffolding, but yeah the organ thing is real. Not in commercial use yet, though.

              Bear in mind most of the human genome project was done in the last few months of its operation, and it took a decade. Technology progresses exponentially. It’s crazy…

      • Carl
        September 28, 2010 at 10:24 am | # | Reply

        I bet anti Piracy will LLOOOOOVE that

  4. allison
    June 27, 2009 at 8:55 am | # | Reply

    I’m loving the deeply disurbed expression on that guy’s face!!!!

  5. Bubba
    July 3, 2009 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

    I hope it wasn’t Mitch Albom leaving behind his cheesy, sentimental book, “Tuesdays With Morrie” (Although it would explain why the other guy was so eager to return it)

    • The Pletch
      October 16, 2010 at 9:19 pm | # | Reply

      Man, it must be really bad if you’re willing to post about it on entirely unrelated comics and make yourself look like a total dickwad to bash it.

  6. Just one thing.....
    July 7, 2009 at 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    That book was a book on metaphysics. This whole thing is explained in the 3rd chapter.

  7. HI THERE!!!!
    August 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    That’s why I love rotary phones.
    😛

  8. klm
    August 22, 2009 at 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    who says shoot any more?

    • Lenny
      August 30, 2009 at 11:11 am | # | Reply

      Men who fold space can say what they want.

      • That Guy
        September 30, 2009 at 7:57 pm | # | Reply

        damn right

  9. HI THERE!!!!
    August 23, 2009 at 5:16 am | # | Reply

    I SAY “SHOOT” ALL THE TIME!! 😛

    I don’t get it, why does it matter if its a rotary phone? it’s still messed up!

  10. Matthew
    September 24, 2009 at 9:41 am | # | Reply

    I want this on a T-Shirt

  11. Mab
    November 5, 2009 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    Poor guy looks so confused . . .

  12. Kneethan
    November 25, 2009 at 9:22 am | # | Reply

    At last! Feasible, vaguely enjoyable phone sex!

    Also. Eww.

  13. Ädamas hinton
    December 3, 2009 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

    quantum computers are here at last

  14. Anoni
    December 19, 2009 at 3:49 pm | # | Reply

    The laws of physics just got screwed.

  15. Aric
    April 23, 2010 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

    – Why did he call me from the next cubicle to return my book? This is not my book…

  16. LazybonesX
    April 28, 2010 at 7:10 am | # | Reply

    The book had a deeply disturbing front cover.

  17. Loves To Spooge
    August 14, 2010 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    That caveman really does smell, too.

  18. MayKingston
    October 16, 2010 at 8:24 am | # | Reply

    Haha, the facial expression in the last panel is priceless. 😀

  19. mycnaknat
    October 29, 2010 at 6:57 pm | # | Reply

    i have a phone like that. i used it to return my neighbour’s dog.

  20. Toby1kenobi
    November 1, 2010 at 8:47 am | # | Reply

    imagine being struck by lightning, it would be killing to birds with one phone…

  21. mike
    November 20, 2010 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    last panel thought bubble: “What the hell, why do I own a rotary phone??”

  22. Phi
    November 26, 2010 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

    I think the horror comes not from the phone, but from the realization that he just did something only comic characters can do. Next logical step…

  23. anon
    January 27, 2011 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    haha, the guy’s expression in the last panel is priceless

  24. Mitch
    February 22, 2011 at 4:45 pm | # | Reply

    Oh man, I remember that call. I still lose sleep trying to figure that one out.

  25. Orarnge
    November 15, 2011 at 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    I wish you would make a *ahemsecretahem* comic for this one =D

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