The funny thing is, this has actually happened before. I read an article somewhere that a Colombian drug plane had crashed into a forest and a bear started eating one of the bags of cocaine because of it’s sweet smell. Of course, it killed the bear where it stood.
“what?” (tastes honey and not sweet drugs) “fuck grandma you lost the drugs again i told you to change to fucking jars god damn it now i’m 300$ in the hole”
Yeah, it’s this new thing called tylenol. Ever heard of it? Shit’s delicious, comes in cherry flavor, goes great with vanilla ice cream and a “Flavor of Love” marathon.
-So let me get this straight: you are claiming that a druged bear killed your wife?
-Weellll…
-Seriously? Do you wanna go that way?
Fear and Loathing in the Hundred Acre Wood?
Notice how it says “Grams”
Oh now I get it.
…
Teddy Grams.
Ghrams.
Grahms.
It’s a cereal-cracker thing.
Made in the shape of bears.
…
Yeah…
I think you mean Grahams*
And.. the joke is GRAMS.. like for measuring hard drugs..
Like this bear just did..
Poor druggy bear.
I think it means like Grandma’s (Gram’s)
its for all of those things above execpt the granma one
Ha funny
“soon after piglet’s death, pooh bear resorted to a life of crime and hard drugs.”
piglet was the dealer…duh.
Tigga, please.
Lol
Piglet sticks to weed. Everybody knows a dealer doesn’t do drugs!! Tigger is cleary bouncing on something.
Honestly, the replies are almost funnier than the comics themselves.
You are my idol.
The funny thing is, this has actually happened before. I read an article somewhere that a Colombian drug plane had crashed into a forest and a bear started eating one of the bags of cocaine because of it’s sweet smell. Of course, it killed the bear where it stood.
Stupid bears. Never can handle their drugs
But instant death is not nearly as awesome as the idea of a godless killing machine, out of his mind and rampaging across the countryside.
Agreed. I was hoping mephesto’s story would take a different turn.
“what?” (tastes honey and not sweet drugs) “fuck grandma you lost the drugs again i told you to change to fucking jars god damn it now i’m 300$ in the hole”
ditto
You can fill that jar for $300.00 … !
This is how the pedo bear started with action.
yay drugs
OK why can I not buy a ceramic jar that says “GRAMS HARD DRUGS” in the store?
lol hesh is so cuute 😀
btw hesh means he or she.. yeah i made that word up… pretty awesome
Drugs come in syrup form?
Yeah, it’s this new thing called tylenol. Ever heard of it? Shit’s delicious, comes in cherry flavor, goes great with vanilla ice cream and a “Flavor of Love” marathon.
so THAT’s what Goldilocks was running all over the woods with *sniff sniff*
Hey where can I get some of those?