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Universal Truth #1


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There are fires, blackouts, economic collapses, and everything was once better than it is now, but tacos are forever.

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14 Responses to “Universal Truth #1”

  1. Kai Davis says:

    N!

    I attempted this once, saving two of the most delicious tacos roommate and I had eve made. I enshrined them in a loving pyramid made out of aluminum foil and rubber bands. My assumption was that if the foil did not save them for the year I was hoarding them, pyramid power would.

    What a crock of moldy fat! Tacos are not forever, at least these weren’t :(

  2. Carolina says:

    Tacos, Yum!

  3. Tony says:

    Taco Tuesday at El Torito tonight. I’m going. Who’s down?

  4. Tony says:

    Mission: T.A.C.O was a stunning success. Pics and a full debriefing later.

  5. ASP SPAMBOT says:

    HELLO SIR I AM DEPOSED KING, OVERTHROWN BY A TACTICALLY ARMED COUPE OPERATION (T.A.C.O). I SEEK ASYLUM IN UNITED STATES, BUT MONEY IS FROZEN IN OFFSHORE CUBA ACCOUNTS.

    IF YOU PROVIDE $10,000 US DOLLARS TO UNFREEZE ACCOUNTS WORTH GREATER THAN $10 MILLION US DOLLARS, WILL GIVE YOU $1 MILLIONS US DOLLAR IN GRATITUDE WHEN I ARRIVE IN THE USA OF AMERICA.

    THANK YOU SIGNED NIGERIA

  6. Tony says:

    okay.

  7. DeadMcMahon says:

    buy her a taco when you propose
    tacos are forever

  8. Crazzee says:

    Tacos are indeed forever.
    In the everlasting words of GIR…”TACOS!”
    Or something of the sort.
    Anyway, enough of the generic GIR quoting, however good that show still is, he’s overquoted.
    As I said: Tacos are indeed forever. Not in the literal sense that Kai Davis stated above, but in metaphorical “Our love is forever(But only until one of us died, for I am atheist, and therefore free soon after death.)” sort of sense.
    Now then! To arms! Operation T.A.C.O.(Tasteful arranging of cake-eating ornaments) is afoot! *Pulls out some seeds* Let us plant our seeds as the chain letter commands! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
    [/Borderline spam]

  9. Will says:

    burritos

  10. Wes says:

    Whoa, Will, calm down and be reasonable here.

  11. Christiann says:

    You’d have had me if you’d said BURRITOS. Tacos, maybe.

  12. Tony says:

    I had a burrito related disaster two weeks ago that has turned me off of those for a while.

    Luckily tacos are comprised of entirely different ingredients.

  13. DeadMcMahon says:

    I think there should be an exception to this rule. Taco Bell tacos are grated cheese, a cold strip of chicken, and a lettuce-like substance. Clearly, these are not forever. Or maybe so; the preservatives in them may give them the shelf life of a Twinkie.

  14. abitdark says:

    I’m all about the carne asada…VIVA LA CARNE!!!

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