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Conversations I Have Had With Dinosaurs


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Wikipedia holds an extensive knowledge base on dinosaurs. This easily-accessed information is occasionally useful for time travelers such as myself. Each article has a reference image for the sizes of these ancient reptiles. It turns out these pictures summed up my feelings and encounters with these wacky dead lizards:

“Oh, hey triceratops, you are like a James Bond movie; after the really exciting beginning, the rest is pretty dull.”
“Oh, hey triceratops, you are like a James Bond movie; after the really exciting beginning, the rest is pretty dull.”
"Take it easy, daspletosaurus. I'm using that."
“Take it easy, daspletosaurus. I’m using that.”
“Hello, velociraptor. Thanks to Steven Speilberg, I am disappointed whenever I see the real you.”
“Hello, velociraptor. Thanks to Steven Speilberg, I am disappointed whenever I see the real you.”
"I'm going to the store for a few hours. You two play nice."
“I’m going to the store for a few hours. You two play nice.”
"You clearly don't have much dignity so ... uh ... can I ride you?"
“Styracosaurus, you clearly don’t have much dignity so … uh … can I ride you?”
“Hey, Iguanodon. Stop staring at my junk.”
“Hey, Iguanodon. Stop staring at my junk.”
“Excuse me, Mr. Brachylophosaurus, I did not know that you frequented this nudist colony.”
“Excuse me, Mr. Brachylophosaurus, but I did not know that you frequented this nudist colony.”
“Hi, diplodocus. I honestly can’t tell which end I should be talking to.”
“Hi, diplodocus. I honestly can’t tell which end I should be talking to.”
“Howdy, ichthysaurus, I’m pretty sure you’re just a fish. I know I’m not wearing pants. No, that doesn’t make me less right. And it also doesn’t make you any more of a dinosaur.”
“Howdy, ichthysaurus, I’m pretty sure you’re just a fish. Yes, I know I’m not wearing pants. No, that doesn’t make me less right. And it also doesn’t make you any more of a dinosaur.”
“I don’t really want to be here.”
“I don’t really want to be here.”
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4 Responses to “Conversations I Have Had With Dinosaurs”

  1. Alex says:

    Magical
    The 2nd to last one made me chuckle(more so than the rest).
    Hails from New Zealand

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  3. Steve says:

    Truth be told, Spambot, Jurassic Park III is the weak link of the trilogy. The script had serious focus issues and the introduction of Joe Johnston as director was a mediocre choice at best.

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    well, STEVE, let’s see YOUR directorial debut.

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