It’s sure is nice living in the First World, where lamenting the battery life on your phone is the same as saying you don’t care about genocide! If something is shitty in the context of your life, that’s fine. It’s a fundamental human right to be miserable!
AND TO COMBAT THAT MISERY (What a segue!) a good friend of ours just released an app called “Happy Hours.” It’s pretty simple, it looks at your location and gives you a list of ongoing happy hour specials sorted by distance. Usually the app is a couple bucks but it’s free to download for the next day or two so CHECK IT OUT.