Germs are everywhere! Little tiny bugs and bacteria cover and fill our bodies, and there’s no real way to avoid that unless you live in a bubble or a roaring bonfire.

So next time you feel alone, just remember that you are filled with billions upon billions of tiny friends, many of which depend on you to survive! That’s why you should eat plenty of probiotics, and maybe even chow down on a handful of dirt once in a while to give them some new friends to play with. You’re such a good mother.