If Napoleon had the shoulders of a similarly stout military tactician to sit on, he’d probably still be alive today! He’d literally be immortal due to the fundamental rules of short guy stacking. Surprised more people don’t know about this.

Speaking of stacking dudes on top of each other, how about some erotic videos! I’ve got a new series of videos starting over at Dorkly titled “Fan Fiction Theatre,” in which we bring to “life” actual fan fiction. The first installment is an adaptation of a masterful work of steamy Sherlock fan fiction, titled Sherlock Got the D. You can watch it here::

Hope that didn’t give your Ds too many Bs. Whatever that means.