Cyanide Capsuleon January 27, 2014 at 7:00 am
In the new GRITTY REBOOT of James Bond, the wacky gadget scenes are deliberately absent, which is a real tragedy for me. Yes, they are campy and would stand out in a weird way, but I think we’ve already thrown realism out the window by following the adventures of a “world-famous spy.” So, Hollywood, here are some gadget ideas to get your creative juices BOILING:
Exploding Penny – The tricky part is remembering which one is the exploding one.
Acoustic Guitar with a Snake in It – “I wrote a sssssssong for you…”
Bagpipe Flamethrower – Wait, they actually did this one? Okay, maybe we’re done with gadgets.
Gotta love Q’s cute little snuggle booties he wears to keep warm in the lab.
“Also this is kind of a stressful job so I tend to grind my teeth at night.”
Well… don’t sleep then.
Repeat panels 2-3 until point is taken that you made a mistake in your choice of occupation.
Do you know what it does to you, hydrogen cyanide?
Of course we can’t tell you where the secret cyanide capsule is, then you wouldn’t be a secret agent
Dat thigh gap
The adjacent tooth is filled with happiness.