Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the fact that any time I tell someone I’m a cartoonist they assume that means I spend all day jerking off all over my apartment, crosseyed and drooling, then spend ten minutes pinching off a stinker of a comic before I return to pounding my meat hardcore style.

I would hate for anyone to think that I am trying to accomplish anything meaningful with my life! It would put a lot of pressure on me, and god knows I don’t need it! I put enough pressure on myself already. One day, after years of hard work, I’ll complete some great, respectful magnum opus that will justify my very life.

In the meantime, did you know you could reach ASP by going to www.shitcomicwemakeinbetweenjerkingoff.com?