Anyone who had a basic phone or a fancy calculator has played snake. It’s a great game and I’m pretty sure the main character is the long piece from Tetris. Maybe that’s what he’s so busy doing when you need him most?

I used to play snake on one of those Nokia brick phones, the kind everyone calls indestructible (I shattered two of them! Where’s my medal?). But the best thing about those old phones was that if you stood it upright on a table and called it, it would do a little dance. Smartphones can do a lot, but can those nerds dance to La Cucaracha?? I don’t think so.