Picnicon June 12, 2013 at 5:00 am
Those of you interested in electronic entertainment squares might already know this, but thereās a video game console war going on! In one corner thereās Microsoft and they want you to buy the Xbox One, which is a pristine graphite sphere that vibrates endlessly and whose sole output produces spiders. Then thereās Sony pushing their PlayStation 4, which is known for floating one foot off the ground and turning into a black hole when you whisper its True Name. And finally Nintendoās Wii U, whose primary selling points are its controller (the howling skull of a dead king) and Mario Kart.
So choose wisely! If you get the wrong one youāll feel awfully silly.
father of the year.
Hey look whats this coming out of your dead cats grave?
His dead cat . . . giving him the finger.
And your mother sent us a text, it says, “Shut your stupid mouth you little piss-ant.”
Pissant. It’s a word.
Wii U for me for I am a historian
Nothing beats television like having more digits than normal for your species.
Since when do they have middle fingers!?!?!?! Cheers!
THIS. lol. Not gonna lie, the first time I read the comic, I thought he was pointing up at the sky.
A kid? Today? Asking for television? Is this comic came from an archive from 1999? š
My sister’s kids love TV, it’s not like Nickelodeon isn’t still making shows.
Comic takes place in the 90’s yo.
Do they call them “monitors” like the lizards?
In the land of the people with three fingers, the four-fingered man is an asshole.