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He he. Get off.
Oh dudes. So gross. Just…ugh.
I really did not need to see that last panel.
But thank you anyway for going beyond the call of duty, guys.
Well that image is a great way to start the day… thanks
is continuous sex for 7 years really that bad?
Its fine for the first year or so. Just before your dick becomes a pulsating hematoma.
Wow, he really did a number on that girl over the seven years.
I think that is just from the thalidomide her mom ate back in the early 1960s.
Story of my life…
I was going to say that bad sex is better than no sex, but looking at the last panel makes me wonder.
It makes me wonder why I am still reading this…
Doesn’t matter, had sex
I read it as a “my case is not the worst” motivational strip.
Giggity. But seriously though, have you guys ever been turned on by your own drawings? Can that be a superpower?! Alright, I changed my mind about the invisibility thing…
After 7 years, I imagine his “girlfriend” probably feels the same way…
Just came from the giant penis sack on penny arcade. My breakfast sits untouched…
Made me blah in my mouth a little on that last panel.
Is that a turkey?
No, but you’re a moose.
Well I guess the charade is up, then.
how the hell did you meet my exgirlfriend?
she’s not a 10 but that doesn’t mean she’s bad at sex!
what happens when SHE breaks a mirror?
I shudder at the thought.
Imagine what she can do with arms though. Go ahead, ask her where she got that scare.
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